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Favre heading to Wisconsin?

Re: Favre heading to Wisconsin?

Quarterback Dylan Favre - yes, he is the nephew of you-know-who - is going to be scheduling a visit to Wisconsin for January. Favre will also visit Oklahoma State and Southern Miss, the latter, perhaps not surprisingly, already making a scholarship offer. Dylan Favre was named Mississippi's Mr. Football and recently led his school to the state title.

Don't take him. He is a diva and will run your team.
 
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I would feel for him if he went to Wisconsin. That student section would most likely crucify him.
Are you kidding? They'd burn him like a witch instead. They've already got plenty of turpentine and other accelerants on hand.
 
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Are you kidding? They'd burn him like a witch instead. They've already got plenty of turpentine and other accelerants on hand.

Lies. They would talk a tough game, but once he won them a game it would be hero worship on an epic scale.
 
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Are you kidding? They'd burn him like a witch instead. They've already got plenty of turpentine and other accelerants on hand.

They wouldn't want to waste their booze. It'd go down like this:

Cheesehead 1: Hey! Dare's dat Favre kid!
Cheesehead 2: Hold my beer. Watch dis!
*bang* *bang*
Cheesehead 1: Your a good shot, don't ya know! Ya got him!
Cheesehead 2: Yeppers, he's dead! Hey, let's take a run on him!
Cheesehead 1: Oh ya! I haven't had some tail in a while! I bet he's a good lay!
Cheesehead 2: Darn tootin'!
 
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They wouldn't want to waste their booze. It'd go down like this:

Cheesehead 1: Hey! Dare's dat Favre kid!
Cheesehead 2: Hold my beer. Watch dis!
*bang* *bang*
Cheesehead 1: Your a good shot, don't ya know! Ya got him!
Cheesehead 2: Yeppers, he's dead! Hey, let's take a run on him!
Cheesehead 1: Oh ya! I haven't had some tail in a while! I bet he's a good lay!
Cheesehead 2: Darn tootin'!

***The aforementioned post is a sick fantasy of Viking fans. This was only a test fantasy. In the event of a real fantasy, the Vikings would have won the Super Bowl, got a new stadium, and not moved to L.A. This was only a test fantasy.***
 
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***The aforementioned post is a sick fantasy of Viking fans. This was only a test fantasy. In the event of a real fantasy, the Vikings would have won the Super Bowl, got a new stadium, and not moved to L.A. This was only a test fantasy.***

Psst, I'm not a Vikings fan. :p
 
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I always thank the Bills for making the Vikings feel better about their Super Bowl losses.

0-4 in Super Bowls vs losing 4 straight Super Bowls. :p

Hey at least we are not the Bills! We didn't lose four straight!
 
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I always thank the Bills for making the Vikings feel better about their Super Bowl losses.

0-4 in Super Bowls vs losing 4 straight Super Bowls. :p

Hey at least we are not the Bills! We didn't lose four straight!

Actually, the Vikes are worse in that aspect. They took four different teams to the SB and lost each time. At least the Bills took the same team there. Heck, the Vikings didn't even have the talent to make it back-to-back! :p
 
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Actually, the Vikes are worse in that aspect. They took four different teams to the SB and lost each time. At least the Bills took the same team there. Heck, the Vikings didn't even have the talent to make it back-to-back! :p
So that is how you sleep at night?

But four years in a row of heartbreak!

We lost last year but this is year!
...dang...nope.

Third time is the charm!

...dang...nope

Fourth time? yeah no :(
 
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