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Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

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Not a Cheesehead, but in the spirit of the thing.

Just overhead from the office next door at my work. Verbatim:

"Killed a white doe. And a black doe. But by then I had so much beer in me I couldn't tell the difference."
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I think most people in MN will agree with me, we don't want to be judged by anything that Crookston does.That is like judging the entire NFL on the Cleveland Browns performance.
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Eh, I'll let you have that one. Hell, putting Crookston here is an insult to Cheeseheads anyways.
 
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Could you elaborate on Crookston for those of us with East Coast bias, please? We are not in on the joke.

Near as I can tell from context, it's a sort of Minnesota Schenectady.

(I would have put this in the drunken Minny thread, but it appears to have disappeared via the Ghost of Priceless.)
 
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Kepler said:
Could you elaborate on Crookston for those of us with East Coast bias, please? We are not in on the joke.

Near as I can tell from context, it's a sort of Minnesota Schenectady.

(I would have put this in the drunken Minny thread, but it appears to have disappeared via the Ghost of Priceless.)
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The University of Minnesota-Crookston is universally terrible at every sport they have. And by terrible I mean I can not name a UMC team in any sport in any year that has approached .500 much less been playoff worthy. When I was a student at UND and we played UMC in football, we'd bring out the keys for the opening kickoff and then we'd score 35 points in the first quarter. UMC's baseball went 0-39 in 2011. They also went winless another year. Baseball, fer christsakes. It takes an incredible lack of talent for a baseball team to not win a game for an entire season. Crookston has managed to do it at least twice in the last 10 years. The 2010 volleyball team went 0-28 winning seven sets all season.This field blunder is just the latest embarrassment for that crap athletic department.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Does anyone know what caused him to up and delete everything?
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He's alive and still posting under another name. Why Priceless went out of business, you got me.

Edit: Just took a 2nd look @ the Crookston photo -- why is the logo @ the 45 yard line?
 
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Dirty said:
The University of Minnesota-Crookston is universally terrible at every sport they have. And by terrible I mean I can not name a UMC team in any sport in any year that has approached .500 much less been playoff worthy. When I was a student at UND and we played UMC in football, we'd bring out the keys for the opening kickoff and then we'd score 35 points in the first quarter. UMC's baseball went 0-39 in 2011. They also went winless another year. Baseball, fer christsakes. It takes an incredible lack of talent for a baseball team to not win a game for an entire season. Crookston has managed to do it at least twice in the last 10 years. The 2010 volleyball team went 0-28 winning seven sets all season.This field blunder is just the latest embarrassment for that crap athletic department.
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Not to mention the total Slapshot reactment they pulled at Adrian when they announced that because they were losing their conference spot in a D3 league, they were dropping the program. Hell I know Adrian was behind them getting booted, but hell, they where the D2 school dinking around in a D3 league.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
Not to mention the total Slapshot reactment they pulled at Adrian when they announced that because they were losing their conference spot in a D3 league, they were dropping the program. Hell I know Adrian was behind them getting booted, but hell, they where the D2 school dinking around in a D3 league.
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They could join the (new) WCHA??? :D
 
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joecct said:
He's alive and still posting under another name. Why Priceless went out of business, you got me.

Edit: Just took a 2nd look @ the Crookston photo -- why is the logo @ the 45 yard line?
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A little slow there, Joe. Apparently the answer is: because it's Crookston.
 
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