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Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Freddie

Whipping Dead Horses Since 1955
I wanted to start my own thread, but all the really interesting topics were already taken.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

I think what we really need is an official computer ranking (KRAP perhaps?) of the cleanliness of arena bathrooms (both Men's and Women's divisions along with D#I and D#II).
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Don't all arenas have marble floors and counters lovingly waxed everyday by special bathroom attendants like at the Ralph?
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

The nicest ****ters I've seen in a college arena have to be at the Ralph. I just can't for the life of me figure out why they had 10'x30' showers in there though...
 
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The ones in the Whit/Tsongas/Agannis/Mullins are fine. Conte, meh. Alfond, meh. Matthews, meh. Lawler, meh. The wost in Hockey East are the ones at Schneider at the end of every game. Beer cans do not do go in the toilet, people.

I must not have had to use a bathroom at the Gutt for some reason...
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

The ones in the Whit/Tsongas/Agannis/Mullins are fine. Conte, meh. Alfond, meh. Matthews, meh. Lawler, meh. The wost in Hockey East are the ones at Schneider at the end of every game. Beer cans do not do go in the toilet, people.

I must not have had to use a bathroom at the Gutt for some reason...

Because the food doesn't give you the runs?

He's back.

What? How the he11 did that happen?
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Because the food doesn't give you the runs?



What? How the he11 did that happen?

Worst so far that I've seen in the WCHA are at the old DECC most stalls were painted with human feces thanks to the concession food. Got to Daloot late for the Sioux series last year and my lady and I decided we could live through the game with concession food and eat after, bad decision. I was going to eat a hotdog until they handed me a shriveled bull pizzle from 2006 and I happily paid for it then asked them to throw it in the garbage, I also offered to buy the rest of the bull pizzle's so they couldn't serve them to anyone else.....except Biddco.;)
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

What? How the he11 did that happen?

I saw him post on a Hockey East thread not too long ago; I think it was BC's in-season thread, but I don't remember for sure, and don't really have the time to look it up.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Yeah, hokydad is back. It's in the BC thread. Looks like it was only a couple day ban. As fun as he is to have around, I have no idea why he has not been permabanned.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

The ones in the Whit/Tsongas/Agannis/Mullins are fine. Conte, meh. Alfond, meh. Matthews, meh. Lawler, meh. The wost in Hockey East are the ones at Schneider at the end of every game. Beer cans do not do go in the toilet, people.

I must not have had to use a bathroom at the Gutt for some reason...

HE in order of convenience/accessibility/cleanliness from my experience:

1) Whittemore
2) Tsongas
3) Agganis
4) Mullins (unless you're on the student side- like being at a frat party)
5) Conte
6) Alfond
7) Schneider
8) Lawler
9) Matthews
10) Gutterson (Jon- you probably didn't use it -- yes, it, not them -- because the line is ridiculous all game)
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Worst so far that I've seen in the WCHA are at the old DECC most stalls were painted with human feces thanks to the concession food. Got to Daloot late for the Sioux series last year and my lady and I decided we could live through the game with concession food and eat after, bad decision. I was going to eat a hotdog until they handed me a shriveled bull pizzle from 2006 and I happily paid for it then asked them to throw it in the garbage, I also offered to buy the rest of the bull pizzle's so they couldn't serve them to anyone else.....except Biddco.;)
I took those bull pizzles and fed them to the Sioux players during 2nd intermission. They later sh.it the bed in the 3rd and OT. IALTO!
 
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Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

I took those bull pizzles and fed them to the Sioux players during 2nd intermission. They later sh.it the bed in the 3rd and OT. IALTO!

haha, truer words have never been spoken/written Biddy!:D
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

ECAC, clean includes Lynah (if you know to cut through to the Field House), Thompson, and Cheel. Filthy includes Meehan (I don't think they've ever been cleaned), Appleton (after the 1st period it's a drunk tank), and oddly enough Bright (apparently at Harvard they don't teach them not to **** on their hands, etc...)

The foulest by far was the Gut before their remodel -- that was like the NY subway system.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

ECAC, clean includes Lynah (if you know to cut through to the Field House), Thompson, and Cheel. Filthy includes Meehan (I don't think they've ever been cleaned), Appleton (after the 1st period it's a drunk tank), and oddly enough Bright (apparently at Harvard they don't teach them not to **** on their hands, etc...)

The foulest by far was the Gut before their remodel -- that was like the NY subway system.

Houston isn't TOO bad either.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

Every time I go to the bathroom at tDECC there's some drunk girl throwing up in there. Same with tSports Garden, blah.
 
Re: Cleanest And Nastiest Restrooms in college hockey arenas

The MacInnes is part of a larger athletic complex, so there are bathrooms all over the place if you don't mind walking (or even going upstairs.)

Sullivan has the Joe Louis troughs :D
 
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