Curse you, Remy and the entire Selection Committee for pitting me against such a level-headed opponent! You couldn’t give me some far-out nut job to toy with in the early rounds, huh?? Oh wait... I’m on that committee... damn me!!
It’s been a while since I have been in the T.O.P. field, and back in the day I would happily drag my opponents through the mud with the best of ‘em (I recall some classic verbal battles with the infamous Mr. Hockey!). But I simply could not turn-up any dirt on Laker28... He’s way too clean. Couldn’t find his “Bengazi!!!111!!!1, his “Iraqi WMD”, his “...read my lips...”, or any material to use against him in this campaign. That spotless son-of-a...
So I’ll just have to go full nut-job myself and attack Laker28’s cleanliness. My opponent’s posting history is limited to all topics Oswego, and nothing else. Although admittedly, he did “taint himself” in the Utica thread early-on in the season, but let’s be honest... who didn’t, right?! But since then, it’s been nothing but Oswego, Oswego, Oswego.
Now I’ll give him credit, he is very knowledgeable in all things Oswego, and I must say blessed with a vast understanding of Hockey as well. But as I’m sure Plattsburgh fans can agree (obvious pandering to the right acknowledged), anyone with such intimate knowledge of Oswego cannot be allowed to advance.
Now I know I risk alienating the largest population of the forum by attacking a majority Osweganite, but the USCHO community as a whole cannot allow such radical isolationist ideals to become engrained in our forum.
So I say to you, cast your vote for balance, cast your vote for the NATION, cast your vote for pure nut-job, and vote TTF this week.
Thank You, and Bow to your Future Leader. (Ooops, strike that last part!!)