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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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UNH '00

It's been 10 years!?!?
Awhile back there was a thread about your favorite Simpsons quotes... With the 20th anniv. here... let's go again....

Homer: Florida!?! But that's America's wang!
Doctor: They prefer "The Sunshine State"
 
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Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
 
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Homer: Where's Bart? His Mt. Dew's going flat.


Bart [speaking to Lisa]: So I says to Mable, I says...[Homer walks into the room]...We'll finish this later.
 
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Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
I....don't....know.
 
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thebrain said:
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
I....don't....know.
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"so what safety initiatives have you spearheaded?"
"..... all of them?"
 
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Rainier Wolfcastle (as McBain): ICE TO MEET YOU.
 
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Steven Tyler: Hello, St. Louis!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Hamilton: That's Springfield, Steven.
Steven: oh, yeah, right.


(in NYC)Vendor: I have Mountain Dew or Crab juice
Homer: Yuck!! I'll take a crab juice.
 
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Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl sports such as mud wresting, foxy boxing, and such and such.
 
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St Patrick said:
We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears!
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Such a great episode - practically the entire episode can be quoted for awesomeness.

Quimby's Aide: "Uh sir, there is an angry mob here to see you."
Quimby: "Do they, er, have an appointment?"
Quimby's Aide: "Yes."
Flanders: "I called ahead!"

And of course...

Homer: "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
Lisa: "Dad, that's the homeowner tax."
Homer: "Well either way I'm still outraged."

Moe: "I knew it was the immigrants! Even when it was the bears I knew it was the immigrants!"

Lou: "Sign's floatin' away chief...."

And there's the one about the rock that keeps tigers away that I can't quite remember all of.

Good times. :)
 
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Ralph:Me fail English? That's unpossible!



Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
 
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Homer (after being informed of a waiting period to buy a handgun):

BUT I'M ANGRY NOW!
 
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Barney: This place caters to up scale young singles like me... (BUUURRRPPP!)
 
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