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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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CCT '77 & '78
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- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
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Originally posted by joecct View PostNegative. The call me Jzero.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostStop being irrational.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View PostI can't be. I'm in my prime!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostA composite look at your life says otherwise.
Well played sir!CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View PostCheckmate!
Well played sir!
Speaking of math... it should know that I'm not a therapist, and it should solve its own problems.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostWe committed math murder today."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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Originally posted by FreshFish View PostWhat time is your arraynment?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by The Sicatoka View PostWrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
This one courtesy of Cindy Adams,
I hear that CSPAN and Home Shopping Network plan a merger. That way you can buy a politician's vote without having to leave home."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
very good. I expect that is the longest pun string ever.Originally posted by mtu_huskies"We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
Originally posted by Brent HovenYeah, but you're my favorite hag.
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Not sure if this is a pun, but I'm putting it here.
Everyone told Vincent Van Gogh "you only have one ear. You cannot be a great artist." You know what he said? "I can't hear you."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.
They found a hole in the fence down at the nudist colony. The cops are looking into it.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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