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  • Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

    Here's a good one to restart this great thread:
    With Packers losing, upset mom allegedly choked daughter,11

    Also, an update from a story from the last thread:
    Wisconsin snowmobiler pleads no contest in deer-killing case
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

    RIP - Kirby

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    Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

    There's no way you can say this guy's "name" correctly twice.

    http://host.madison.com/ct/news/loca...9bb2963f4.html
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    • #3
      Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

      Originally posted by UncleRay View Post
      There's no way you can say this guy's "name" correctly twice.

      http://host.madison.com/ct/news/loca...9bb2963f4.html
      No way does that guy belong on this thread. He's a child of the weed, not the grape.
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      • #4
        Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        No way does that guy belong on this thread. He's a child of the weed, not the grape.
        For your information, we're ambidextrous.
        "This world is your world. Take it easy, but take it." - Woody Guthrie

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          No way does that guy belong on this thread. He's a child of the weed, not the grape.
          Point of clarification: that all depends on if the fermented grape has been distilled. If the answer is no, we don't claim that either.
          If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

          BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


          At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

          Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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          • #6
            Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

            Upset about Packers loss, men burn couch in street
            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

            RIP - Kirby

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            • #7
              Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

              http://deadspin.com/sad-packers-fan/
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              • #8
                Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                Wow, a 2-fer. Mother and son die in separate accidents in West Allis; Of course alcohol was involved.
                Mom-son die in separate accidents hours apart
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                • #9
                  Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                  Not a Cheesehead, but in the spirit of the thing.

                  Just overhead from the office next door at my work. Verbatim:

                  "Killed a white doe. And a black doe. But by then I had so much beer in me I couldn't tell the difference."
                  Cornell University
                  National Champion 1967, 1970
                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                  Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                  • #10
                    Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                    Nice.

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                    National Champion 1967, 1970
                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • #11
                      Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      Nice.

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                      I think most people in MN will agree with me, we don't want to be judged by anything that Crookston does.That is like judging the entire NFL on the Cleveland Browns performance.
                      Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                      RIP - Kirby

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                      • #12
                        Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                        I think most people in MN will agree with me, we don't want to be judged by anything that Crookston does.That is like judging the entire NFL on the Cleveland Browns performance.
                        Eh, I'll let you have that one. Hell, putting Crookston here is an insult to Cheeseheads anyways.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                          Could you elaborate on Crookston for those of us with East Coast bias, please? We are not in on the joke.

                          Near as I can tell from context, it's a sort of Minnesota Schenectady.

                          (I would have put this in the drunken Minny thread, but it appears to have disappeared via the Ghost of Priceless.)
                          Cornell University
                          National Champion 1967, 1970
                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • #14
                            Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            (I would have put this in the drunken Minny thread, but it appears to have disappeared via the Ghost of Priceless.)
                            Does anyone know what caused him to up and delete everything?
                            If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                            BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


                            At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                            Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

                              So there are no dead deer in the neighborhood, what's a guy to do? Get it on with a "love seat", of course.

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