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  • #811
    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    The daily fail delivers again!
    'He had yellow crusty toenails that even someone with a chainsaw would've had troubles cutting through and then there was the fluffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged between he crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on the cake for me.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-toenails.html

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    • #812
      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Oh ****. Gross.

      Please don’t ruin the simpsons for me. Jeebus Matt groenig.
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      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • #813
        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        I lived in this town. Place hasn't lost a step.
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        • #814
          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
          Oh ****. Gross.

          Please don’t ruin the simpsons for me. Jeebus Matt groenig.
          Srsly. Everybody knows you shower and wash your feet if you're going for a pedo pedi.
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          • #815
            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Shouldn't they be "Krusty toenails"?

            I'll see myself out.

            Cornell '04, Stanford '06

            KDR

            Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
            iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
            gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
            Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
            Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
            TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
            DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

            Test to see if I can add this.

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            • #816
              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              I lived in this town. Place hasn't lost a step.
              You lived in ****ing Beaverton?

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              • #817
                Originally posted by Stauber1 View Post
                You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
                Yeah, but before it was cool.
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                I spell Failure with UAF
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                But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
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                Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                • #818
                  Originally posted by Stauber1 View Post
                  You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
                  I do too. About 2-3 times a week.











                  Heyooooo!

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                  • #819
                    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Originally posted by Stauber1 View Post
                    You lived in ****ing Beaverton?
                    Yup.
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                    • #820
                      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                      Yeah, but before it was cool.
                      It was never cool. It's ground zero for Nike ferchirssakes.
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                      • #821
                        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                        I do too. About 2-3 times a week.











                        Heyooooo!
                        The part of mookie will be played tonight by a 40-watt lightbulb.
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                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • #822
                          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          The next earnings call should be fun.
                          Cornell University
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                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • #823
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            The part of mookie will be played tonight by a 40-watt lightbulb.
                            Only 40?

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                            • #824
                              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Is there a city in America that Kep doesn't hate somehow?

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                              • #825
                                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                                Is there a city in America that Kep doesn't hate somehow?
                                Well this time, it *is* ****ing Beaverton.

                                Knowing this is what he meant when saying he used to live in Portland has made me reconsider all of the assumptions I've had about him =P

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