Just listen to a story 'bout a man named Prez
A poor country boy from the town of Horseheads
And then one day where lookin' where to go
In comes a letter from the town of Oswego
Lakers that is. National Championships - zero.
The next thing you know ole Prez is lookin' fine
Cheerin' for the Lakers and writing on Brule's dime
And then in Superior when the Lakers win in OT
Prez is stuck in the Johnson dormitory.
Bad weather you see. Flights cancelled.
Well now its time to say goodbye to the Oswego Lake
And head on east where a job is his to take
A guy named Charlie saw fit for him to hire
The man named Prez who will cheer for Elmira
Soaring Eagles they are - National Championships zero
So now you've heard the song of the Prezidential Three
With a spot of luck tonight, will make history
In two weeks will he be sitting in the Ridder?
Or at home saying, "Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda?"
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