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  • #481
    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Originally posted by Almington View Post
    School has already said no: http://www.startribune.com/local/east/143689796.html
    Have her attend using her real name, put in some temporary hair dye and the school will never know.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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    • #482
      Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

      Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
      I am pretty sure the student thinks it is in his best interest.
      I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

      Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.

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      • #483
        Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

        Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
        I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

        Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
        Yes, but I'm sure there are a few that were total geeks in high school and didn't go to their own prom. This one is probably an example of that.

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        • #484
          Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

          Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
          I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

          Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
          He would probably get a handjob minimum out of it. Maybe get to see some tits.
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          • #485
            Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

            Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
            I'd bet against him closing the deal with her even if the school had allowed her to attend with him.

            Porn stars are loose, but even they have standards. I think.
            He has a better chance than most of the dopes on here
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            • #486
              Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

              Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
              They are utterly incapable of free thought when it comes to their policy adherence.
              Which is exactly what parents want in the aggregate, even if they think its abhorent in individual cases. Because god forbid school administrators take context into account and punish Jane differently than Julie for the same offense.

              I don't absolve school administrators, who should be willing and able to stand up to said parents. But let's not absolve the parents, either.

              (First God created idiots. This was for practice. He then created school boards. - Mark Twain)

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              • #487
                Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!
                the state of hockey is good

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                • #488
                  Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                  Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                  Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!
                  Well, yeah. How'd you prove it this time?
                  Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                  RIP - Kirby

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                  • #489
                    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                    Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                    Holy crap I am such AN IDIOT, DAMMIT!
                    What did you do to make you realize that? The rest of us have known that you're AN IDIOT, DAMMIT! for years.

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                    • #490
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                      Well, yeah. How'd you prove it this time?
                      First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I have no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
                      Last edited by state of hockey; 03-30-2012, 10:40 AM.
                      the state of hockey is good

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                      • #491
                        Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                        Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                        First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I gave no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
                        Maybe you like dudes.
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                        • #492
                          Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                          Maybe you like dudes.
                          Ha!

                          No.
                          the state of hockey is good

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                          • #493
                            Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                            Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                            First time in quite a while an attractive woman was throwing herself at me, and I did nothing. NOTHING. This isn't an MNS, I know what to do. I just didn't effing do it. But, I gave no clue why. There was nothing wrong with this situation. It was perfect. I. DID. NOTHING. I hate me.
                            I've had that happen. For me its usually an "eh, I don't really give a ****" attitude.
                            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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                            • #494
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                              I've had that happen. For me its usually an "eh, I don't really give a ****" attitude.
                              I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.
                              the state of hockey is good

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                              • #495
                                Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                                Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                                I wish that is what it was. I wanted this. Something was blocking me and I have no idea what. Oh well. Whatever it was, it will be ignored next time. You know, a few years from now.
                                Cold feet, mayhaps?

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