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    Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago


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    I didn't even realize he had one.
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    Yikes! Get well soon coach. I'm surprised he'll be able to make such a quick recovery but good for him if he does.
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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Heart bypass surgery has become fairly routine in recent years, with very high success rates. While it sounds scary, the risks have come down a lot....

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty View Post
    I didn't even realize he had one.
    AWWWW, that's just NASTY!!! Anyway, get well soon, JP!

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Quote Originally Posted by BUTerrierfan View Post
    AWWWW, that's just NASTY!!!
    Nah... that's just Dirty!

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    OK, who had "in two minutes" in the "How long until Dirty posts something inferring that Jackie is heartless" pool?
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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    OK, who had "in two minutes" in the "How long until Dirty posts something inferring that Jackie is heartless" pool?
    I had the over...I was hoping he'd be taking a nap at work or something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    I had the over...I was hoping he'd be taking a nap at work or something...
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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Wishing you a speedy and full recovery Jack. It sure makes it hard to dislike someone with health concerns. We want to be able to get on your case as usual. I remember when Shawn Walsh had his health problems at the end of his carreer. It was the first time it did not feel good to get on his case. We are with you on this Jack until you give the all clear. Just curious does anyone know if this problem was behind all the coughing he did behind the bench the last few years?

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    This isn't the way we want Jack to go out.
    We prefer his exit from hockey to be the result of BC beating him into submission.
    Get well soon coach.

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    OK, who had "in two minutes" in the "How long until Dirty posts something inferring that Jackie is heartless" pool?
    I had a minute and a half.

    But, in all seriousness, here's to a speedy recovery to Coach Parker, and best wishes to the Parkers in these times.

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    just was looking at his incredible record but the run from 90-91 thru 97-98 was 229-65 with a NC............

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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Quote Originally Posted by BUTerrierfan View Post
    AWWWW, that's just NASTY!!! Anyway, get well soon, JP!
    I think Dirty meant, he didn't realize Parker had one, meaning a by-pass.
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    Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    get well soon coach

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    Talking Re: Jack Parker Had Heart Bypass Surgery A Week Ago

    Word around the campfire is the ghost of Shawn Walsh was seen leaning on his Oxygen tube during recovery!

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