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  • #16
    Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

    We should take bets on what team Jeb cheers for. (if he cheers for one of course) I know some are on record that he/she is a UND fan but I still got a feeling they are a Hockey East fan. And of course, there is still the possibility they are a burner account for someone else just trolling :d
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      We should take bets on what team Jeb cheers for. (if he cheers for one of course) I know some are on record that he/she is a UND fan but I still got a feeling they are a Hockey East fan. And of course, there is still the possibility they are a burner account for someone else just trolling :d
      Did you Un-ignore me? You are intrigued from the depths of your basement!

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      • #18
        Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

        Originally posted by Jeb2020 View Post
        Better stay inside and wear two masks.
        better slob my knob.
        What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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        • #19
          Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
          We should take bets on what team Jeb cheers for. (if he cheers for one of course) I know some are on record that he/she is a UND fan but I still got a feeling they are a Hockey East fan. And of course, there is still the possibility they are a burner account for someone else just trolling :d
          The same one johnwk cheered for.

          Cornell '04, Stanford '06


          KDR

          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

          Test to see if I can add this.

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          • #20
            Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

            Greetings, comrades - your pal from Radio Free Cafe just checking in to make sure you sensitive dears are doing OK on what must have been a challenging week for The Cause. Lockdowns effectively over, US jobs report showing the so-called "experts" were only 10 million or so workers off (i.e. 2.5MM jobs gained instead of 8MM lost in May), markets bouncing back, sports all on the way back, Vegas and NYC coming back on line, and the dirty rotten Obama-gate stuff finally being laid bare for the whole wide world to see. In short, the whole charade exposed, in living color, and despite their Herculean efforts, the MSM can't put the genie back in the bottle …

            https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattve...break-n2570127

            Is this the end of the ‘expert’? If not, we’re on that trajectory with the medical community’s transparent shift regarding the lockdowns over the coronavirus outbreak. Businesses couldn’t reopen because we needed to control the spread, flatten the curve, and ensure the hospitals were not overrun. Venturing out made you a selfish bastard. And then, a couple of weeks prior, though some of you were already poking holes through the narrative, there was a great reversal. Some were grounded in good news. New York City, the mecca of the US-based outbreak, saw deaths decline and hospitalizations stabilize. Hooray! Then, the CDC study showed that the mortality rate was around .04 percent, which makes this virus less deadly than the flu. Then, the CDC said that this virus doesn’t spread as easily on surfaces—this was one of the main reasons for the stay-at-home order. Asymptomatic people touching stuff and passing on the pathogen. The curve was flattened. States not heavily impacted were set to reopen and the liberal media went haywire. Florida was supposed to be awash with bodies. That was over eight weeks ago—and we still have no mountains of dead bodies. Some of us, myself included, overreacted. Initially, I think most were fine with the quarantine over the health care system overload and stopping the spread reasons, but some Democrats, in typical fashion, decided to move the goalposts to stay inside until we have a vaccine.

            …

            Protests were held across the country, and many have devolved into full-blown riots. There should be outrage. In fact, the country was united in anger, but that breaks down when looting, vandalism, and mayhem become rampant, and that has happened in our cities. Oh right, the lockdowns, yes—they’re over. Given how the medical community now says that racism is just as much a pandemic as COVID, the expert class has been exposed as true pod people. We’ve gone from stay home and be a hero and help medical staff to get out there and protest or you’re supporting white supremacy. That’s quite the 180-degree turn. Academia is infested with liberal bias, but as the woke legions graduate and continue to spread their cancer into other institutions, this is what you get. Pseudo-scientific nonsense and decisions based on bashing Trump.

            …

            You have to admit, this lockdown narrative was a well-executed strategy. The liberal media keeps up the doom and gloom news, which tanks the markets. The political class seeing this chooses the ‘better safe than sorry’ approach and enacts stay-at-home order, and then the pinch on businesses begins. The hope was to keep fear alive and let this eat into Trump’s re-election chances. Those who deviate are shamed. Rinse and repeat until the data started to show this was an overreaction. And now, with a new issue that can be used to attack Trump, get on out and riot.

            …

            And this is how you turn a colossal event that possibly could have hurt Trump in 2020 and morph it into a massive in-kind contribution to his re-election effort. Why? Because liberals are stupid. Yes, their allies in the media did a swell job selling panic and trashing the market. And then thinking this reversal after everything that’s been said—it’s just…you cannot make it up. The liberal bias is explicitly clear and be prepared to defend every suggestion you make from here going out because the default position should be to look on these clowns with contempt and skepticism ... The lockdowns are over. Ignore their advice from here going forward. They’re finished.

            I'll give you guys credit. You almost hoodwinked the rest of us.

            Almost.

            TTFN
            Sworn Enemy of the Perpetually Offended
            Montreal Expos Forever ...

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            • #21
              Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

              Tard gonna tard.

              Cornell '04, Stanford '06


              KDR

              Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
              iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
              gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
              Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
              Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
              TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
              DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

              Test to see if I can add this.

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              • #22
                Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                Chuck, there is more sense in an hour of Peppa Pig than in anything you just posted.

                Peppa Pig > you.
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                • #23
                  Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                  I am old enough to remember when Chuck Murray wasnt a troll. Man he took the Expos leaving Montreal badly. Sad really but hey...block and move on my friends.
                  Last edited by Handyman; 06-05-2020, 08:53 PM.
                  "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                  -aparch

                  "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                  -INCH

                  Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                  -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                  • #24
                    Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                    Chuck, there is more sense in an hour of Peppa Pig than in anything you just posted.
                    Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Too bad. Dreams die hard. Maybe next time.
                    Sworn Enemy of the Perpetually Offended
                    Montreal Expos Forever ...

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                    • #25
                      Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                      I am old enough to remember when Chuck Murray wasnt a troll. Man he took the Expos leaving Montreal badly. Sad really but hey...block and move on my friends.
                      Yeah. He's basically throwing a temper tantrum because someone took his iPad away. Pity. Want to get some coffee?
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                      • #26
                        Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                        Lay off the hydroxychloroquine

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                        • #27
                          Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                          I'm sure it was discussed already, but MN is opening up a little more this coming week. I doubt I'll sit inside anywhere, the places I go, I prefer to sit on the rail (this includes restaurants and diners), and I don't think that would be feasible for the establishment, given the spacing requirements. At that point, I'll just utilize the patio, especially since (from my understanding) is that reservations are still required for inside seating (given the limited capacity).

                          Have 3 reservations lined up in the next 10 days or so, finally get to hang out with some friends I haven't seen in months. I'm pumped for it.
                          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                          • #28
                            Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                            I have zero interest in going to a restaurant...especially with what I am hearing from my friends that are servers. Both of my parents are in their 70s with health issues and so are the girlfriends so I am not going to be selfish in that regard. I am sticking to my original plan of an extra few weeks after things open up before I really even consider it.

                            If things are still on track by the 4th I will re-assess then.
                            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                            -aparch

                            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                            -INCH

                            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                            • #29
                              Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                              Restaurants are open for limited capacity in Michigan on Monday. I'm a bit happy because now I can sit in a coffee shop between clients and get actual work done... if there's enough space.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Covfefe-19 The 11th Part: Suck It Up And Die Grandpa I Need A Manicure!!

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                25 posts is the quickest I've ever Ignored somebody. New league record.

                                From cadence, word choice, everything, I assume I know know who it is. One of our favorite repeat offenders. I expect this spurt will last a few months and then he'll give up when people don't feed him (HINT!) or he violates his probation in meat world.
                                I did not make 25. It is kind of like watching the kids in the back seat of the car when one of them keeps poking, poking to get a reaction. I don't have patience to waste time with that.

                                The next few weeks ought to be interesting. All the rainbows and unicorn folks have decided if they open up people will go out. There are enough stupid people who will. Add that to the folks out there yelling, packed together protesting and things are not going to be nice.

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