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  • #46
    Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

    Originally posted by rufus View Post
    GOP a go to still hold their convention.

    Good.
    I love it when a plan comes together.

    Invite Nugent for the anthem. All of America's problems are solved in one go.
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    • #47
      Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      I love it when a plan comes together.

      Invite Nugent for the anthem. All of America's problems are solved in one go.
      Duet with Kid Rock, please.

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      • #48
        Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        Duet with Kid Rock, please.
        After party alone will kill the GOP for a generation.
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        • #49
          Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          After party alone will kill the GOP for a generation.
          Have an open bar to ensure everyone gets and stays thoroughly plastered for a week straight, so that their immune systems are compromised.

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          • #50
            Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            Have an open bar to ensure everyone gets and stays thoroughly plastered for a week straight, so that their immune systems are compromised.
            Two Nazis, one cup.
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            • #51
              Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

              Tonight's NBC 5 Chicago lead in to Lester Holt:

              "Coming up, the face of right wing protests to everyday Americans..."

              Gotta love the distinction.

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              • #52
                Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                Oh.

                “ President Trump’s golf company tweeted out a video earlier this month in which pro-golfer John Daly suggested that drinking a bottle of vodka a day can “kill this coronavirus.”

                “You know, you just drink one of these a day — you know, sippy-sippy on a little McDonald’s Diet Coke, you know, wash it down pretty good. Never have a hangover,” Daly said. “And that’s the way you kill this coronavirus, I believe.”

                https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...is-coronavirus

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                • #53
                  Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                  If I’m ever going to take medical advice, it’s going to be on the benefits of drinking large quantities of booze from an alcoholic golfer.
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                  "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                  • #54
                    Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                    Well looks like my hope NY was doing better were wrong...still lost over 600 people. (though ONLY added 4900 cases)

                    Numbers for today overall not looking great:

                    27k new cases, 1900 dead. At this rate we should pass 50k deaths by the weekend.

                    California added 2250 cases (48 dead)
                    Connecticut added 1850 cases (204 dead)
                    Mass added 1566 cases (103 dead)
                    Ohio added 1300 cases (38 dead)
                    Georgia added 1250 cases (94 dead)
                    Penn added 1180 cases (111 dead)
                    Illinois added 1151 cases (59 dead)

                    Maryland had 96 people die and Michigan had 77.

                    But hey things are looking great! #openbackup
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                    • #55
                      Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                      So Daly's off the wagon? Never would've guessed.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                        Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                        If I’m ever going to take medical advice, it’s going to be on the benefits of drinking large quantities of booze from an alcoholic golfer.
                        His is life advice disguised as medical advice.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          Oh.

                          “ President Trump’s golf company tweeted out a video earlier this month in which pro-golfer John Daly suggested that drinking a bottle of vodka a day can “kill this coronavirus.”

                          “You know, you just drink one of these a day — you know, sippy-sippy on a little McDonald’s Diet Coke, you know, wash it down pretty good. Never have a hangover,” Daly said. “And that’s the way you kill this coronavirus, I believe.”

                          https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...is-coronavirus
                          Like John Daly needs an excuse to drink a bottle of vodka a day.
                          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                          • #58
                            Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                              Jesus approves

                              “ JUST IN: The police department of Central, Louisiana has issued an arrest warrant for pastor Tony Spell, accusing him of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after footage surfaced that appeared to show Spell reversing a church bus toward a protester outside of his church, where he has gone viral for continuing to hold massive in-person services despite rules to avoid large gatherings during the coronavirus pandemic.”

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                              • #60
                                Re: Covfefe-19: We Can Handle Slight Inconveniences. Part 8.

                                We held up payments for this ****ing ****

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