I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

[Transplanted Tiger Fan]

Except with wood. Quartersawn is better than half-sawn.

Huh... I’ve heard that it’s not the size of the wood, it’s how you use it.

You tee’d that up, didn’t you?!?!

[MissThundercat]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

It's like 1999 again; gas is cheap but I'm grounded.

Flights are cheap, but I can't fly.

Are we stuck in an Alanis Morrissette song?

[Kepler]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

Flights are cheap, but I can't fly.

Are we stuck in an Alanis Morrissette song?

No because those actually are irony.

[burd]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

Look on the bright side. There'll be fewer nose-pickers around a year from now.

[MissThundercat]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

Coronavirus happened because of Straight Pride last year.

[MissThundercat]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

I am presently out of whack. More whack has been ordered.

[MissThundercat]

Re: I'm Tired of Death Make with the Funny

Experts say one sign of COVID-19 is a lack of taste. As a result, doctors have set up screening checkpoints at Olive Garden locations across the country.