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  • Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

    https://secondnexus.com/jonathan-shu...stock-pandemic

    Shuttlesworth vowed to endanger worshippers and anyone they come in contact with by holding an outdoor "Easter blowout service."

    Watch below.

    Shuttlesworth said:

    "I'm gonna announce it, that we're gonna hold an outdoor Easter blowout service, not online. A national gathering. People come from all over, like Woodstock, and we're gonna gather and lift up Jesus Christ. I'm not ashamed that Dr. Rodney got arrested. I'm ashamed that when they wanted to arrest preachers for having church in an entire state, there was only one to come for."

    Shuttlesworth has routinely criticized European churches as "sissies" for cancelling their services.

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    KDR

    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

    Test to see if I can add this.

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    • Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

      Go play in traffic, Mike.

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        Originally posted by Russell Jaslow View Post
        That was a good show...
        The first couple seasons were for sure
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          Originally posted by Jon View Post
          I want nothing to do with the discussion of shot totals, reducing the size of the Whitt, and whoever the guy is at UCONN that everyone hates.

          I also find the confusion at Chuck being a conservative to be hilarious. That's been obvious for 20 years now.
          I wasnt shocked he was conservative...I guess I am shocked he is THAT conservative.
          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
          -aparch

          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
          -INCH

          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            How are the 5 million tests he guaranteed coming? Mother doent like when he lies...
            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
            -INCH

            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              A true POS, even by the GOP's illustrious standards.
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                Per worldmeter, the US was up to 1.38 cumulative NEUs as of yesterday, with 0.31 NEUs yesterday alone.

                (NEU = Nine-Eleven Unit = 2,977 deaths)
                If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                  Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                  Per worldmeter, the US was up to 1.38 cumulative NEUs as of yesterday, with 0.31 NEUs yesterday alone.

                  (NEU = Nine-Eleven Unit = 2,977 deaths)
                  But is that British Standard NEU or SI NEU?

                  For comparison, Cheney murdered between 50-100 NEU innocent civilians in Baghdad just during the shock and awe phase of GW2 alone. That's not counting the rest of the country during the war, or the occupation, or combatant deaths on both sides. Nor of course the deaths caused by the power vacuum, the Syrian Civil War, and the rise of ISIS.

                  If Dump wants to get up to those numbers (let's be conservative and say 1000 NEU) he's gonna really need a strong second quarter of botching the coronavirus reponse. He needs about 3M dead to make the GOP leaderboard.
                  Last edited by Kepler; 04-01-2020, 01:49 PM.
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                  • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    I wasnt shocked he was conservative...I guess I am shocked he is THAT conservative.
                    I’m shocked when I find out anyone is a Trump worshiper

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                      Originally posted by BassAle View Post
                      I’m shocked when I find out anyone is a Trump worshiper
                      This is why we have instituted a full #nopolitics ban on eLynah. We do not want to know which of our fellow Faithful is a mental and moral deficient.
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                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        We do not want to know which of our fellow Faithful is a mental and moral deficient.
                        But we all have our theories.

                        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                        KDR

                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          UNH hockey lost its soul when it moved out of Snively. c.f. Clarkson, Walker. They are each forever cursed for taking a giant sh-t on their tradition.
                          I can't feel that sorry for things I never got a chance to see, but I am sad that Lively Snively was shuttered years before I was even interested in college hockey.

                          "I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
                          -Blackadder
                          "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
                          -Casablanca
                          "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
                          -Somerville Speakout

                          2008 POTY

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                          • Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

                            Originally posted by Jon View Post
                            I can't feel that sorry for things I never got a chance to see, but I am sad that Lively Snively was shuttered years before I was even interested in college hockey.
                            I saw my only UNH home game at Snively the year before they left. It was great -- kind of like the pre-renovated Gut but more ramshackle. It looked like it was thrown together overnight, like a high school gym on a shoestring budget got out of hand and grew to 10x its size.

                            Anyway, I loved it.

                            Full disclosure: I loathe every barn built after 1969. Fire codes? F-ck that.
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                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              The D-1 covid thread is hilarious.
                              Your post over there was just excellent. I was going to waste my time but I am happy you beat me to it. Top notch.

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              Ever?

                              That seems... low. It would imply an 80% lethality for those who reach critical condition.
                              You should look at statistics for surviving an in hospital cardiac or ventilatory arrest. Its not great.
                              In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

                              Originally posted by burd
                              I look at some people and I just know they do it doggy style. No way they're getting close to my kids.

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                              • Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.

                                Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                                But we all have our theories.
                                Yeah, a few have let their hood show but we try not to notice.
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