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  • #16
    Re: Genuinely Nice Planet: A New Hope

    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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    • #17
      Re: Genuinely Nice Planet: A New Hope

      I mean, how could any woman hope to compete with affections from the spitting image of Adonis that is Donald J. Trump?

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      • #18
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        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
        He's available, ladies.
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        • #19
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          He sees hidden jizz in paintings of Obama. I can't imagine what the reason they didn't work out is.

          Cornell '04, Stanford '06

          KDR

          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

          Test to see if I can add this.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by French Rage View Post
            He sees hidden jizz in paintings of Obama. I can't imagine what the reason they didn't work out is.
            His paychecks started getting smaller so she’s cashing out her options?
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            I spell Failure with UAF
            Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
            But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
            Originally posted by Doyle Woody
            Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
              His paychecks started getting smaller so she’s cashing out her options?
              She's gotta be closing in on 40, the age of mandatory retirement for Republican wives.







              A fresh one has just plopped off the treadmill at Liberty.

              Last edited by Kepler; 06-03-2020, 05:47 PM.
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              • #22
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                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                A fresh one has just plopped off the treadmill at Liberty.

                The Bible never said anything about marrying a divorced man being adulterous. Just sayin'...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                  The Bible never said anything about marrying a divorced man being adulterous. Just sayin'...
                  Unless you're strict Catholic. Divorce is a ticket straight to Hell, unless the marriage is nullified by the Pope.
                  “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                  • #24
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                    Finding a Mama Bear at my job. One day, I told her my stepfather was being mean to me again and she just wrapped me up in a big hug. She's been my biggest support there ever since.
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                    • #25
                      I'm going to put this in the Genuinely Nice Planet thread just for our friends from the Twin Cities.

                      Brandon "Bucks" Bochenski has been elected to serve as Mayor for the City of Grand Forks. A true redemption story if there ever was one.
                      That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                      • #26
                        I was in a bad car accident this morning. In the chaos, a woman bystander came to me in my car, held my hand, called me sweetie, and gave me a big hug. She even gave me a blanket to help calm me down. I was also called she/her by everyone. I'm also incredibly lucky two firemen were nearby to come offer aid.
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                        • #27
                          Kepler, remember how Archive.org has some classic Apple/Mac games you love? I have some great news that might be the end of your work career:

                          Someone has managed to get MacOS 8.1, and a big variety of games and apps, to run as a Java app on modern PC's and Apple computers.

                          https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/29/2...linux-features
                          Last edited by aparch; 07-30-2020, 10:39 AM.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by aparch View Post
                            Kepler, remember how Archive.org has some classic Apple/Mac games you love? I have some great news that might be the end of your work career:

                            Someone has managed to get MacOS 8.1, and a big variety of games and apps, to run as a Java app on modern PC's and Apple computers.

                            https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/29/2...linux-features
                            The only thing saving me is I have given my soul to Steam. There are virtual machines out there that can run the original Civ I or Sim City I and I would probably just quit my job and play them 24/7, but the Steam UI and file management and config are so simple I have jettisoned all my other ways of playing games.

                            Now, I WISH all those ancient games would show up on Steam -- I'd certainly play them there. But until they do I draw the line at playing the 120 or so games I have bought via them over the last decade.
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                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #29
                              As if further proof were needed that dogs > cats.

                              Rex Chapman @RexChapman · Aug 20
                              Every kid deserves to grow up with a good pup. Dogs, bruh...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                                As if further proof were needed that dogs > cats.


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                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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