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  • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Germans must look at Dump and think, "how did these f-ckstains beat us?"
    Because we kick arse when it comes to war. Well, ok, traditional warfare. When it comes to that Sun Tzu or martyr stuff, we suck at that.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Germans must look at Dump and think, "how did these f-ckstains beat us?"
      Because we used to have good leaders, and their leader was bat**** crazy.

      Now the Mango Mussolini says things like, "People are dying who have never died before" and we've gotten to the point that we no longer bat an eye.

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      • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

        Derp's gonna derp.
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        • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

          Important message from Weird Al: https://youtu.be/c8fYSW53WsM

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          • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

            3/18 in the books. New cases by date:


            Code:
            3/01    0
            3/02   25
            3/03   24
            3/04   34
            3/05   63
            3/06   98
            3/07  116
            3/08  106
            3/09  163
            3/10  290
            3/11  307
            3/12  396
            3/13  550
            3/14  696
            3/15  737
            3/16  983
            3/17 1748
            3/18 2848
            That's roughly one decimal place every 10 days. That will have to start to plateau before we get to 3/28 (28,000 a day) or 4/07 (280,000 a day). Presumably a lot of the increase is the expansion of testing, not the illness.

            Last edited by Kepler; 03-18-2020, 11:33 PM.
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            • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              3/18 in the books. New cases by date:


              Code:
              3/01    0
              3/02   25
              3/03   24
              3/04   34
              3/05   63
              3/06   98
              3/07  116
              3/08  106
              3/09  163
              3/10  290
              3/11  307
              3/12  396
              3/13  550
              3/14  696
              3/15  737
              3/16  983
              3/17 1748
              3/18 2848
              That's roughly one decimal place every 10 days. That will have to start to plateau before we get to 3/28 (28,000 a day) or 4/07 (280,000 a day). Presumably a lot of the increase is the expansion of testing, not the illness.

              Ding. We'll have a better idea after mass-testing is happening.
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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              • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                3/18 in the books. New cases by date:


                Code:
                3/01    0
                3/02   25
                3/03   24
                3/04   34
                3/05   63
                3/06   98
                3/07  116
                3/08  106
                3/09  163
                3/10  290
                3/11  307
                3/12  396
                3/13  550
                3/14  696
                3/15  737
                3/16  983
                3/17 1748
                3/18 2848
                That's roughly one decimal place every 10 days. That will have to start to plateau before we get to 3/28 (28,000 a day) or 4/07 (280,000 a day). Presumably a lot of the increase is the expansion of testing, not the illness.

                Coronavirus-US-vs-Utaly

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                • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Germans must look at Dump and think, "how did these f-ckstains beat us?"
                  We didn't have Fox Noise in 1939. They did, and a majority went along with it.

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                  • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

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                    • Mookie would gladly have them test him!!!!
                      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                      • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                        "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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                        • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                          Originally posted by bronconick View Post
                          Man they are committed to this hoax.

                          Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                          KDR

                          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                          Test to see if I can add this.

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                            • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                              -aparch

                              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                              -INCH

                              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                              -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                              • Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                                I was hearing today that some in the medical field don't believe in the flattened curve as a "one-off." It will be like a roller coaster. Smaller "spikes" but also multiple ones as these shutdowns come and go (which they think they will). However, each new shutdown will be less restrictive, since once you get it, your body may be a little more immune to it. So, less infected, more freedom to move about.

                                Think of it as a chicken pox party. Get it over with, now we're good, and each cycle of shutdowns has less people at risk. Something to that effect.

                                Of course, this is still speculation, but at least it comes from verified scientists and such.

                                Source, and the article is apparently on the site: KFAN, Dan Barreiro Show.
                                Will you ever stop downplaying the severity of this thing? You might as well be Trump.
                                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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