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  • #661
    Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

    Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post


    Good news, Laura. I spoke to the virus and it said it has to leave for an extended business trip on May 7th.

    Seriously, this may be dumber than the hoax takes.
    God she is a ****ing moron.
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    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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    • #662
      Originally posted by rufus View Post
      One and the same.
      Still needed to be said
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      • #663
        Originally posted by alfablue View Post
        Wall St is noting the non-dumpian response, and has stabilized.
        Until job reports come out. Unless Trump gets his way and they’re delayed or generalized.
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        • #664
          Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

          Originally posted by unofan View Post
          I enjoyed the person calling it the "Kung flu." Horribly racist, I know, but still funny.
          Xi Jinplauge is pretty dam clever too
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          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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          • #665
            Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

            Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
            Until job reports come out. Unless Trump gets his way and they’re delayed or generalized.
            They know. You don't need numbers to know the huge, immediate job losses. Seems to me that's why they crashed well before people got laid off. It's almost as if they got the news that dumpy would have a horrible response to this, and panic set in.

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            • #666
              Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

              BTW, on the whole "PANIC" idea...

              While there have been people buying a ton of stuff all at once (some of which we've been instructed to by our government via ready.gov), the actual panic that would lead to people being total a-holes and devolving into chaos hasn't happened. We have seen the opposite, though- random people helping others who need it.

              On the other hand, the people so concerned by the economic fallout- they have been panicking all along- accusing others of being reactionary and panic buying of stuff, etc. And now panicking and asking for a drop dead date when this will be over. Along with panic accusations of being some kind of conspiracy.

              Interesting how that seems.

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              • #667
                Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/20/us/wi...rnd/index.html

                Nothing like adding sewer outages in a pandemic that can be spread through fecal matter.
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                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • #668
                  Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                  Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                  I get the feeling Michigan will go on lock down soon.

                  However, if Whitmer was going to do it, I wish she'd go ahead and get it over with.
                  Whitmer said this morning that it is not currently under consideration.

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                  • #669
                    Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                    Originally posted by alfablue View Post
                    BTW, on the whole "PANIC" idea...

                    While there have been people buying a ton of stuff all at once (some of which we've been instructed to by our government via ready.gov), the actual panic that would lead to people being total a-holes and devolving into chaos hasn't happened. We have seen the opposite, though- random people helping others who need it.
                    This is what always happens in a crisis. People come together. It takes a really sick ideology to pit us all against each other. It takes authoritarians to stir up mutual suspicion so that we all run under the protection of their skirt. That has always been the great lie of the Right.
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                    • #670
                      Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/20/us/wi...rnd/index.html

                      Nothing like adding sewer outages in a pandemic that can be spread through fecal matter.
                      Only idiots flush non-flushables.
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                      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                      • #671
                        Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                        Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                        Only idiots flush non-flushables.
                        Idiots also flush flushables

                        Human waste and toilet paper are the only things you should be flushing.
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
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                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • #672
                          Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                          Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                          Only idiots flush non-flushables.
                          Also all daughters between the ages of 12 and 14. Despite repeated uncomfortable conversations.
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                          • #673
                            Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Idiots also flush flushables

                            Human waste and toilet paper are the only things you should be flushing.
                            Plus Goldfish and Alligators
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                            • #674
                              Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                              Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                              Plus Goldfish and Alligators
                              Reptiles are a bad idea.
                              **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                              Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                              Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                              • #675
                                Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                Xi Jinplauge is pretty dam clever too
                                And also not bigoted, since Xi is the public figure who botched the initial response, and not a race or a stereotype of a nationality.

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