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  • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

    The disease is now in 185 countries.
    11,392 dead
    91,584 recovered
    277,274 total cases

    Global Mortality rate = 4.1%
    US mortality rate = 1.3%
    Italy mortality rate = 8.6%

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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      At least women are safe.
      Must spread rep

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      • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

        Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
        Alabama:
        Total tests = 109
        Positive = 81
        With numbers like that we wont need to nuke the South anymore eh Kep
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          I mean...this seems to be happening a lot. Sorry not sorry you human scum if you get it.
          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
          -aparch

          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
          -INCH

          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

            Of course the *president* wanted more visibility.
            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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            • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              Politicos numbers are off...US over 19000 now. Will pass Iran tonight.*

              *according to the Johns Hopkins Map
              Guarantee you we're already past Iran, Germany, and Spain. If there were enough tests, we'd be halfway to closing the gap on Italy's numbers by today.

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              • Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                Alabama:
                Total tests = 109
                Positive = 81
                Yeah, that was gonna be my pick.
                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  Politicos numbers are off...US over 19000 now. Will pass Iran tonight.*

                  *according to the Johns Hopkins Map
                  But.....2 weeks ago it was 15, soon to be zero.

                  What happened?
                  What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                  • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                    Guarantee you we're already past Iran, Germany, and Spain. If there were enough tests, we'd be halfway to closing the gap on Italy's numbers by today.
                    Oh there is no doubt. In fact I say well over halfway to Italy...
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                      Originally posted by rufus View Post
                      But.....2 weeks ago it was 15, soon to be zero.

                      What happened?
                      Muslim math duh!

                      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                      -aparch

                      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                      -INCH

                      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                      • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                        Originally posted by alfablue View Post
                        As said before, there's no testing going on in the UP. They are part of the state that thinks this is a hoax based on statements a month ago. Relative to those of us down south, I suspect they will get hit pretty hard. And the people panicking with guns will be a problem for themselves.
                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        Drag the slider back and forth. Louisiana is so super ****ed right now.

                        Nicely done New Orleans!
                        Was going to search but you guys posted first. I should have played the lottery. All of this is going exactly as predicted. The south is going to have nasty numbers that will supersede some parts of Africa, just like they do in a number of markers

                        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                        Must spread rep
                        I second that

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                        • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                          But Medicare for All would be Socialism and what we have now is great!

                          Total Cost of Her COVID-19 Treatment: $34,927.43

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                          • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                            That's her fault for getting COVID-19. Personal responsibility and all.

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                            • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                              Muslim math duh!

                              This isn't getting old.
                              the state of hockey is good

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                              • Re: Covfefe-19: Do What Now?

                                The canals in Venice have swans, dolphins and other animals swimming in them because there is no boats. My guess is this quarantine is going to lower lots of levels of various pollutions over the next 18 months. This is the Earth showing us who is boss.

                                Originally posted by George Carlin
                                Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven’t learned how to care for one another. We’re gonna save the ****in’ planet? And, by the way, there’s nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are ****ed! Compared with the people, the planet is doin’ great. It’s been here over four billion years The planet isn’t goin’ anywhere, folks. We are! We’re goin’ away. Pack your ****, we’re goin’ away. And we won’t leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we’ll be gone. Another failed mutation, another closed-end biological mistake. The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas.
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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