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  • #136
    Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

    This is a terrifying account from the front lines in northern italy.


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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • #137
      Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      LOL

      “ Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert returned to Congress Monday, despite potentially being exposed to the coronavirus, saying he was advised by a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) physician that going into self-quarantine isn't necessary.

      "He said that all things considered, I was cleared to return to Washington."
      Deep calming breaths. In for 6..... Out for 8. Hang out with your buddies while you do it. Hang reallllly close for togetherness

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      • #138
        Originally posted by rufus View Post
        Sure, cause their entire country is on virtual lockdown.
        Actually the story on CNN said schools are reopening as are restaurants and shopping districts.
        That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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        • #139
          Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
          Actually the story on CNN said schools are reopening as are restaurants and shopping districts.
          Key word, reopening.
          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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          • #140
            Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

            Sounds like the STate Dept finally got the word out that americans should NOT be going on any cruises right now...

            My fiancee said five people have scheduled cruises in the next month. And someone just got back from a cruise with a cough and she showed up to work.

            She works in a hospital.


            What the **** is wrong with people?
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            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #141
              Originally posted by leswp1 View Post
              Deep calming breaths. In for 6..... Out for 8. Hang out with your buddies while you do it. Hang reallllly close for togetherness
              I recommend prayer circles.

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              • #142
                Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                Sniffles will announce drastic new measures to contain the number of people testing positive for the virus: banning math and science.


                No one on Veep got the virus...just saying
                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                -INCH

                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                • #143
                  Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                  You can’t trust Arabic math anyways!

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                  • #144
                    Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                    Wait, what?

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                    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • #145
                      Originally posted by jericho View Post
                      Isn’t every death a “new” death?

                      Is this the Kepler School of Zombies where corpses who arent safely dead die again?
                      They may be coming back to vote
                      a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                      • #146
                        Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                        Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                        They may be coming back to vote
                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfILg3ct71s

                        Cornell '04, Stanford '06

                        KDR

                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                        • #147
                          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          Wait, what?

                          He's trying to hurt the right people.

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                          • #148
                            Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                            Today's the day the fight against COVFEFE-19 took a turn. Tucker Carlson sounded the alarm. Basically said the Right has been downplaying this and it's going to get people killed.

                            Either that or he's meantweeted tomorrow. Not sure.

                            Edit: But don't worry, he did it in the most racist way possible.
                            Last edited by dxmnkd316; 03-09-2020, 07:16 PM.
                            Code:
                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #149
                              Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Today's the day the fight against COVFEFE-19 took a turn. Tucker Carlson sounded the alarm. Basically said the Right has been downplaying this and it's going to get people killed.

                              Either that or he's meantweeted tomorrow. Not sure.

                              Edit: But don't worry, he did it in the most racist way possible.
                              No worries. Only the Chinese are getting this.
                              Originally posted by mtu_huskies
                              "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
                              Boosh Factor 4

                              Originally posted by Brent Hoven
                              Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                              • #150
                                Re: Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

                                Pearl Jam rescheduling the first leg of their tour due to Coronavirus

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