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  • #46
    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Washington and Oregon: “Just assume everyone is from California.”
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    • #47
      Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

      Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
      Washington and Oregon: “Just assume everyone is from California.”
      Pretty fair assumption, at least as of 2002.

      California: “Just assume everyone is from Mexico and Guatemala.”
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      • #48
        Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Pretty much. We say our pleasantries, get our business done, and move on. This semi-shutdown rule that is in place...all that means is less talk and we can't sit down in a restaurant.
        Hi, here to pick up.
        Here you go.
        Thanks, and have a good day.
        You, too.

        That's it. That is quite possibly the perfect midwestern business transaction.
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        • #49
          Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

          Originally posted by The Rube View Post
          Pretty much. We say our pleasantries, get our business done, and move on. This semi-shutdown rule that is in place...all that means is less talk and we can't sit down in a restaurant.
          Hi, here to pick up.
          Here you go.
          Thanks, and have a good day.
          You, too.

          That's it. That is quite possibly the perfect midwestern business transaction.
          My experience of Midwestern business transactions is very different. It includes a ten minute conversation about braces, little league, and kidney stones, and relies on everybody in the store having somehow gone to the same high school. While everybody else waits patiently to ring up their Slim Jims.

          Projecting from this I figure that every 40-year old in every flyover county slept with every 40-year old of their target sex 23 years ago, and everybody knows it. That must make for some really strange church picnics.
          Last edited by Kepler; 03-25-2020, 12:24 AM.
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          • #50
            Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

            It takes ten minutes just for people to say goodbye.

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            • #51
              Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Projecting from this I figure that every 40-year old in every flyover county slept with every 40-year old of their target sex 23 years ago, and everybody knows it. That must make for some really strange church picnics.
              I assume it makes guessing who your second and third spouses will be easier.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                I assume it makes guessing who your second and third spouses will be easier.
                Just as guessing who your second and third children’s father is?
                a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                • #53
                  Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                  Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                  Just as guessing who your second and third children’s father is?
                  It's the Midwest, so that only takes us up to age 19.
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                  • #54
                    Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                    New York. Why I left.

                    Extra points for the perfect shirt.
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                    • #55
                      Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                      Anybody else notice that the County Sheriff in Florida who arrested the pastor for holding the church service in defiance of the social distancing orders is the same sheriff looking for tips on the Tiger King woman who may have fed her first husband to her tigers? Hillsborough County (which includes Tampa) sounds like it's got some things going on. We get Tom and Giselle down there and the party will be on.
                      That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                      • #56
                        Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                        Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                        Anybody else notice that the County Sheriff in Florida who arrested the pastor for holding the church service in defiance of the social distancing orders is the same sheriff looking for tips on the Tiger King woman who may have fed her first husband to her tigers? Hillsborough County (which includes Tampa) sounds like it's got some things going on. We get Tom and Giselle down there and the party will be on.
                        LOL. This is great.
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                        • #57
                          Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                          Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                          Anybody else notice that the County Sheriff in Florida who arrested the pastor for holding the church service in defiance of the social distancing orders is the same sheriff looking for tips on the THAT ***** CAROL BASKIN!!! who may have fed her first husband to her tigers? Hillsborough County (which includes Tampa) sounds like it's got some things going on. We get Tom and Giselle down there and the party will be on.
                          Fixed that for you...in the name of accuracy
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                          • #58
                            Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                            Fixed that for you...in the name of accuracy
                            Your edit reminded me of the Bill Brasky bits from SNL.

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                            • #59
                              Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                              -aparch

                              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                              -INCH

                              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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                              • #60
                                Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                                God imagine voting for a party that has to SAY that. Christ

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