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  • #571
    Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

    Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
    Michigan announces they will send out absentee applications to every registered voter for the August primary and November general elections.

    I’m sure this is going to cause an uproar, even though Michigan moved to no-reason absentee voting in 2018, which means all you had to do to vote by mail was request an absentee application and then send it back. This is just reducing that process from two steps to one.
    As pointed out to the Dumpies on the Twatter machine who are up in arms over this, it's an application, not a ballot. You still have to fill it out and mail it in to get the actual ballot mailed to you, or you can still vote in-person if you want to.

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    • #572
      Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

      TX. These people vote.
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      • #573
        Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        TX. These people vote.
        Watching that and I have to wonder if fat jokes for Americans aren't out of place.

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        • #574
          Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

          God you can smell the Type 2 Diabetes...
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          • #575
            Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
            God you can smell the Type 2 Diabetes...
            Their blood probably tastes like high fructose corn syrup.

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            • #576
              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              God you can smell the Type 2 Diabetes...
              Mixed in with the sweet smell of hypertension

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              • #577
                Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                Watching that and I have to wonder if fat jokes for Americans aren't out of place.
                I mean, I like a lady with some curves and all, but usually basic probability distribution would assume a variety of body types at a gathering, right?

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                • #578
                  Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                  Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                  I mean, I like a lady with some curves and all, but usually basic probability distribution would assume a variety of body types at a gathering, right?
                  It was astounding. You'd think one random stick would have found their way into a shot.

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                  • #579
                    Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                    It was astounding. You'd think one random stick would have found their way into a shot.
                    They were eaten upon arrival

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                    • #580
                      Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      It was astounding. You'd think one random stick would have found their way into a shot.
                      I think we were seeing the thinner ones.
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                      • #581
                        Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        I think we were seeing the thinner ones.
                        Yeah, define "stick."

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                        • #582
                          Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

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                          • #583
                            Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                            Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                            Watching that and I have to wonder if fat jokes for Americans aren't out of place.
                            That's a freshman 15.

                            And a sophomore 15, and a junior 15, and a senior 15.
                            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                            • #584
                              Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                              Originally posted by rufus View Post
                              That's a freshman 15.

                              And a sophomore 15, and a junior 15, and a senior 15.
                              I always liked the one from Friends:

                              Monica: The camera adds 10 lbs.

                              Chandler: How many cameras were on you!?
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                              • #585
                                Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                You’re right. One chest compression isn’t enough to be considered CPR.
                                That is an excellent way of putting it.
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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