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  • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Oh by all means tell them they're great. Tell everybody they're great. Pander to every bunch of inbred morons in the voter pool. Tell them, I dunno, their corn (IA) is the best or their beer (WI) or their slums (MI) or their buxom underage blondes (MN)... whatever gets the rubes to the polls.
    We are quite beau... wait a minute...
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    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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    • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

      Originally posted by Rover View Post
      Meh. As the 2nd biggest elitist snob on the board (**** Kepler ) the Iowans might be useful. Many people talk about Wisconsin being the deciding state of 2020 but if you can get Iowa back, which voted Dem in 5 of the previous 6 elections I believe, that makes WI less critical. If the price to pay for that support is kissing some hayseed butt via the first in the nation caucus every 4 years, so be it. I tip my cap to the yokels for setting things up this way.
      Have you been to Iowa? It is about as useful as a tumor...

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      • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        We are quite beau... wait a minute...
        I hear all the women are strong and all the men are beau...
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        • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
          Have you been to Iowa?
          Why, to get sacrificed to some Corn God? No thanks.
          Legally drunk???? If its "legal", what's the ------- problem?!? - George Carlin

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            Lol

            The Berniebro-ette lives!

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            • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              I hear all the women are strong and all the men are beau...
              It is in Iowa where the men are men and the women are too.

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              • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                Originally posted by burd View Post
                It is in Iowa where the men are men and the women are too.
                That's Massachusetts.

                I thought in Iowa the men were men and the sheep were afraid.
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                • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  That's Massachusetts.

                  I thought in Iowa the men were men and the sheep were afraid.
                  That's Montana...
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                  • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                    I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.

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                    • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                      Originally posted by burd View Post
                      I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.
                      We said "women."
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                      • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                        What about Mets fans? "Mets fans have yellow teeth and smell like beer. And the men are even worse!"
                        Legally drunk???? If its "legal", what's the ------- problem?!? - George Carlin

                        Ever notice how everybody who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everybody who drives faster is a maniac? - George Carlin

                        "I've never seen so much reason and bullsh*t contained in ONE MAN."

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                        • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                          Originally posted by Rover View Post
                          What about Mets fans? "Mets fans have yellow teeth and smell like beer. And the men are even worse!"
                          How do you castrate a Red Sox fan?

                          Kick his mother in the mouth.
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                          • Originally posted by burd View Post
                            I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.
                            Where?

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                            • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                              Originally posted by burd View Post
                              I'm just glad none of these apply to NoDak.
                              Cant have sheep in NoDak...no vegetation for them to eat

                              In Nodak the men are drunk and the women are pregnant, missing teeth and smoking cigarettes at the bar.
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                              • Re: Democratic Challengers 8: Candidates Can Only Work for A Vegan Farm Market

                                Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                                In Nodak the women are pregnant, missing teeth and smoking cigarettes at the bar.
                                Making me homesick will get you nowhere.
                                Last edited by burd; 01-17-2020, 08:55 PM.

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