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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Not to feamonger, but OH SH-T.
    Pranksters in the Southwest suburbs of Chicago spray Lysol on produce and goods at WalMart while wearing a handmade "I have Coronavirus," sign.
    “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

    Live Radio from 100.3

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      The inevitable jokes at work have started. On a conference call today: *cough*cough* "Sorry, I just got back from China and I'm self-quarantining."

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        Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
        And some of them are so old they appeared on lists when I was my daughter’s age.
        I think "bet" has been shelved for about 30 years.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          ****ing boomers
          Code:
          As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
          College Hockey 6       College Football 0
          BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
          Originally posted by SanTropez
          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            Not to feamonger, but OH SH-T.
            Not sure I like those odds
            I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

            Maine Hockey Love it or Leave it

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              Somebody check that Jim's OK.
              Cornell University
              National Champion 1967, 1970
              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                Somebody check that Jim's OK.
                I hope Michael Bay sees this and is inspired for another movie
                It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Somebody check that Jim's OK.
                  U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                  Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                  I spell Failure with UAF

                  Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                  But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                  Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                  Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                    Loyola Marymount?
                    Cornell University
                    National Champion 1967, 1970
                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      Gonna make a wild guess at this guy's political affiliation...
                      Cornell University
                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Gonna make a wild guess at this guy's political affiliation...
                        I honestly thought that was an Onion article, but apparently it's been confirmed in some of the beer groups I'm in. Amazing.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Gonna make a wild guess at this guy's political affiliation...
                          Guzzling White Claw in public to own the libs.

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                            "A woman on the line dodged the flying, inferior can, then yelled, “Why are you throwing beers at a girl? That’s not cool, man!”

                            "He just looked like an average white guy with a beard"

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                              I guess the police didn't get the "Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' Claws" memo...
                              Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                              Originally posted by Quizmire
                              mns, this is why i love you.

                              Originally posted by Markt
                              MNS - forking genius.

                              Originally posted by asterisk hat
                              MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                              Originally posted by hockeybando
                              I am a fan of MNS.

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                                Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room??
                                Cornell University
                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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