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  • #166
    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    "A lot of people think that this could solidify the prosecutor’s case that something was pre-planned before all of the events happened."

    You think?
    This was on 20/20 just the other day.

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    • #167
      Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

      Originally posted by French Rage View Post
      This was on 20/20 just the other day.
      Story just keeps getting better as you read it:

      Charles had previous stated in court documents that he “feared for his life” after Lori allegedly made concerning statements after meeting Chad, who is the author of several religious-themed fiction books.

      He said Lori, at one point, claimed she was “a god assigned to carry out the work of the 144,000 at Christ’s second coming in July 2020” and didn’t want anything to do with her family “because she had a more important mission to carry out.”

      Malachite, the mineral used in this wedding ring is often called the “stone of transformation.” It’s used in energy healings and was mentioned in a document allegedly written by Melani’s new husband – Ian Powlaski.
      On the other hand, this is Idaho so that makes this just another Thursday.
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      • #168
        Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

        Can we just stop having gender reveal parties? Like anyone caught having a gender reveal party gets fired out of a cannon into the sun?

        Also, the woman who created the gender reveal party is guilty she did it, but she needs to be fired into the sun too.
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        • #169
          Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
          Can we just stop having gender reveal parties? Like anyone caught having a gender reveal party gets fired out of a cannon into the sun?

          Also, the woman who created the gender reveal party is guilty she did it, but she needs to be fired into the sun too.
          Why not both?

          The color of the smoke trail from them being fired toward the sun can reveal the gender of their child.
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          • #170
            Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

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            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #171
              Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

              How bad will Glover Teixeira feel if he gets whipped by Anthony Smith in their upcoming MMA fight?
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              • #172
                Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                How bad will Glover Teixeira feel if he gets whipped by Anthony Smith in their upcoming MMA fight?
                That article is amazing.

                Smith said his goal was to protect his family. His wife gathered the children and took them to a bedroom and closed the door.

                Smith fights at 205 pounds. Somehow, he said, this man who weighed around 170 pounds was still coming at him, an elite UFC fighter, for minutes.

                "No normal human is able to fight like that," Smith said. "I'm by no means the baddest dude on the planet. But he's a regular Joe and I had a hard time dealing with him. And he took everything that I gave him -- every punch, every knee, every elbow. He took every single one of them and kept fighting me."

                At one point, Smith said, his mother-in-law brought him a kitchen knife, which he held to Haberman, who continued to fight him, Smith said.

                When the police arrived, officers were able to subdue Haberman, Smith said. He said there was blood all over the computer room and Haberman was cut and had swelling on his face.

                According to Smith, Haberman told him, "Hey man, I'm sorry" as he walked by after things calmed down.
                PCP is a hell of a drug.
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                • #173
                  Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  That article is amazing.



                  PCP is a hell of a drug.
                  Exactly.
                  That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                  • #174
                    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                    Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                    Exactly.
                    Or it's a really circuitous work to promote this fight and/or promote Haberman once he serves his time.
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                    • #175
                      Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                      How not to do a “check ride.”
                      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                      • #176
                        Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                        Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                        How not to do a “check ride.”
                        In the movie I want Rowan Atkinson playing him.
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                        • #177
                          Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                          Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                          How not to do a “check ride.”
                          The snark in that article was delicious.
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #178
                            Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            In the movie I want Rowan Atkinson playing him.
                            Perfect. "The passenger was not cross-checked by ground crew and had not tightened the harness adequately on his own. He had also not donned his G-suit pants correctly and his helmet and oxygen mask were unbuckled." No writer would ever put that down on paper outside of a cartoon - it's liternally not believable.
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                            • #179
                              Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                              While we're at it, here's an oldie but a goodie in case anyone hasn't seen it: Sportswriter Rick Reiley's account of his F-14 check ride.
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                              • #180
                                Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                                So. Think you're tough?
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