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    Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

    Man who said he saw Yogi Bear in Yellowstone turned out to be meth dealer

    This drug dealer wasn’t smarter than the average bear.

    A California man told cops during a traffic stop that he had just seen Yogi Bear in Yellowstone National Park — sparking a search that allegedly uncovered 8 pounds of meth.
    He then alarmed officers during the stop when he said he had just come from Yellowstone National Park — insisting he saw cartoon character Yogi Bear, the report said, citing an affidavit by a Drug Enforcement Administration agent.


    btw that reads more a like someone on shrooms or acid than meth, but I can't vouch it wouldn't.

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    • #3
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      Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

      https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

        https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on
        Gives 'em a reason to live.
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        • #5
          Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
          Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

          https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on
          That's only going to make things harder.

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          • #6
            Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            Call for a suicide prevention line? Oops no it’s a sex line

            https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-sex-number-on
            "So baby, what are you wearing right now?"

            "A noose"

            "Kinky!"

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            • #7
              Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              "So baby, what are you wearing right now?"

              "A noose"
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1YYtQ_LLY
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              • #8
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                I'm lovin' it.
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                • #9
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                  https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/1...clocks-instead

                  3M is saving a WHOLE $35,000 a year on this. I don’t know what they’re going to do with all of this. I hope they don’t spend it all in one place.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/1...clocks-instead

                    3M is saving a WHOLE $35,000 a year on this. I don’t know what they’re going to do with all of this. I hope they don’t spend it all in one place.

                    Handwringing thinkpiece about how "MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE CLOCK INDUSTRY!" to follow.
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                      Handwringing thinkpiece about how "MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE CLOCK INDUSTRY!" to follow.
                      "How Millennials Ended Daylight Saving Time With This One Weird Trick!"

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                      • #12
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                        “ Police are investigating after an Australian anti-vaccination mom wrote on social media that she would be handing out chickenpox-infected lollipops for Halloween to increase "natural immunity" after her son came down with the virus.”

                        https://thehill.com/policy/internati...rnd=1572641854

                        So a vaccine isn’t ok but she wants to-
                        Never mind.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

                          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          “ Police are investigating after an Australian anti-vaccination mom wrote on social media that she would be handing out chickenpox-infected lollipops for Halloween to increase "natural immunity" after her son came down with the virus.”

                          https://thehill.com/policy/internati...rnd=1572641854

                          So a vaccine isn’t ok but she wants to-
                          Never mind.
                          These people are in a cult.

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                          • #14
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                            Second paragraph should win a Pulitzer.
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                            • #15
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                              Boomer says "boomer" is equivalent to the N-word, gets eviscerated.
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