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  • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    And one more thing, rube... call us human. There's so much about me that I can't be simply defined as the T in LGBT. Being trans is a very small part. I admit, I was desperate to be seen in the beginning, not any more. Now it's supposedly "transgender awareness month." Truth is, I think we're past "awareness," and it's time to move to full on acceptance.

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    Don't get me wrong. You are human. You are normal. You are who you are. If some terms are now antiquated, as a referral to your group, I would like to know the proper term. As was mentioned, "alternative lifestyle" is out, so what do I use? Seems like "community" is the proper term for the group of individuals that want to be recognized for who they are, so I'm rolling with that term.
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    • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

      Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
      Yeah, well, it’s still improper. I don’t care how unwoke that makes me.

      So neener
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      • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        Yeah, well, it’s still improper. I don’t care how unwoke that makes me.

        So neener
        The grammar side of me agrees with you, but the anonymous side of me disagrees.

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        • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
          Yeah, well, it’s still improper. I don’t care how unwoke that makes me.

          So neener
          It doesn't make you unwoke. You're unwoke for not using "xi" or whatever.

          I am in favor of normalizing "they" for non-gendered singular.
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          • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
            Well, that and the fact that “alternative lifestyle” is basically like saying “colored boy” now. It’s just not appropriate anymore.

            I don’t think Rube meant any malice by it. I know he didn’t.
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              It doesn't make you unwoke. You're unwoke for not using "xi" or whatever.

              I am in favor of normalizing "they" for non-gendered singular.
              I'm not. Will lead to even worse grammar for everything else. People use "they" instead of the proper singular pronoun too much as is, especially when referring to a company or other organization.

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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                It doesn't make you unwoke. You're unwoke for not using "xi" or whatever.

                I am in favor of normalizing "they" for non-gendered singular.
                I thought ze, zer, zem, was going to catch on, but it appears that’s fallen by the wayside for they/their/them.
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                • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                  Originally posted by unofan View Post
                  I'm not. Will lead to even worse grammar for everything else. People use "they" instead of the proper singular pronoun too much as is, especially when referring to a company or other organization.
                  All of you were quick to use the singular they when referring to Trump's whistle blower....
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                  • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                    What exactly do you think that proves?
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                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                      Can we just have an "All Things The Rube And The People Who Feel The Need to Troll Him" thread so we dont have to deal with this crap once a week?
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                      • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                        Can we just have an "All Things The Rube And The People Who Feel The Need to Troll Him" thread so we dont have to deal with this crap once a week?
                        This is actually a great idea. We need the Rube thread and the Rover thread to segregate that stuff. If you insist, we can have the Kepler thread, too, but then all the other threads would wither and die from lack of interest.
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                        • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                          Can we just have an "All Things The Rube And The People Who Feel The Need to Troll Him" thread so we dont have to deal with this crap once a week?
                          It only happens so often because he puts his foot in his mouth so often.

                          And it's been much more than once per week this week. We're working on daily right now.
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                          • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                            Originally posted by unofan View Post
                            I'm not. Will lead to even worse grammar for everything else. People use "they" instead of the proper singular pronoun too much as is, especially when referring to a company or other organization.
                            Speaking as a fellow Grammar Nazi:

                            1. The dopes will always have bad grammar. This is good; it's a quick way of identifying them at parties so one does not waste time with them. We should not fight poor grammar in the same way we should not fight religion. It's a useful social marker for rubes to be fleeced or f-cked and forgotten as the mood strikes us. Think of it as a happily self-applied little yellow star. I mean, what else are we supposed to do, ask to check their driver's license to see if they're Flyover?

                            2. English desperately needs a non-gendered pronoun set.

                            3. They/them/their is there, commonly used, and has no gender-related baggage at all.

                            It is the obvious solution. I WILL CONVINCE YOU!
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                            • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                              Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                              Mookie leads an alternative lifestyle.
                              That's one euphemism for the sex offender registry.
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                              • Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                What exactly do you think that proves?
                                That it is already part of the lexicon.
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