116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

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Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

You're forgetting we haven't repealed 1A and mandated atheism yet, but Warren will get it done!

[MissThundercat]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Yeah, I get sick of pro-abortion politicians passing laws that every woman needs to get an abortion.

You’d think the mandatory gay marriages would mean less abortions

Forcing everyone to smoke pot will make them too lethargic to screw anyway.

You're forgetting we haven't repealed 1A and mandated atheism yet, but Warren will get it done!

Warren will repeal 2A, melt down your guns, and turn them into a 30 foot tall butterfly.

[Kepler]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Warren will repeal 2A, melt down your guns, and turn them into a 30 foot tall butterfly.

A strap-on for the mandatory as-s f-ckings of your white underage sons. While Soros watches. It's in her platform.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

A strap-on for the mandatory as-s f-ckings of your white underage sons. While Soros watches. It's in her platform.

Sounds way more fun than the jihad camps that my rep Ilhan has planned

[ticapnews]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

If you think ripping up the first two Amendments is bad, wait until you see AOC's plan to abolish the third. Every home with a registered Republican will be required to house a member of either the military or the Thought Police.

[Kepler]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

If you think ripping up the first two Amendments is bad, wait until you see AOC's plan to abolish the third. Every home with a registered Republican will be required to house a member of either the military or the Thought Police.

Your church will be replaced by ACORN.

The cops by Black Lives Matter.

[Kepler]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Sounds way more fun than the jihad camps that my rep Ilhan has planned

"Pin the tail on the Christian."

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Hi Tennessee friends. This is your junior senator. This is not how we treat decorated members of the military in our part of the country. Please flood her with calls demanding that she issue a full, public apology to Lt. Col. Vindman and hold her accountable. https://t.co/OJq7Tpc37T

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) November 22, 2019

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Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Sounds way more fun than the jihad camps that my rep Ilhan has planned

Jihad Death Panels for Conservatives once we implement Medicare for All!

[Handyman]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

I support this new Bill of Rights you all laid out. Soros agrees

[MissThundercat]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

Trial by jury? Maybe. Except the jury is 12 incredibly ****ed off trans girls.

[ticapnews]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

I support this new Bill of Rights you all laid out. Soros agrees

All we need is a Constitutional Convention!

[MissThundercat]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

In this new America, we don't need THOSE.

We're just gonna run the proposed amendments by LGBT atheists and see what they think.

[BassAle]

Re: 116th Congress: Episode 2 The Turtle Has Total Control

https://www.newsandguts.com/link/cnn...dirt-on-biden/

Lol

[First Time, Long Time]

Trial by jury? Maybe. Except the jury is 12 incredibly ****ed off trans girls.

So Mean Girls: Trans Edition?