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  • Re: Calorie Counting

    Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    Just exercise.
    A brisk walk for 30 mins 5 days a week will do it.

    That, and diet.
    A bad cause requires many words.

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    • Re: Calorie Counting

      Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
      A brisk walk for 30 mins 5 days a week will do it.

      That, and diet.
      Skip the liquid calories in any form (pop, booze, sweet tea, etc.) and be active. It makes a huge difference.

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      • Re: Calorie Counting

        After careful and sophisticated analysis of ones of trials, I conclude that an average crap is 0.5 lbs.
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        • Re: Calorie Counting

          Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
          A brisk walk for 30 mins 5 days a week will do it.

          That, and diet.
          No, it won't. At least for women.

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          • Re: Calorie Counting

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            After careful and sophisticated analysis of ones of trials, I conclude that an average crap is 0.5 lbs.
            Now if you could just double your craps per day you'd be a weight losing machine

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            • Re: Calorie Counting

              Originally posted by jerphisch View Post
              Now if you could just double your craps per day you'd be a weight losing machine
              I have a feeling if I stop ingesting my expected crap value will also decrease.

              But I'm tempted to contract dysentery. That looks like an effective weight loss regimen.
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              • Re: Calorie Counting

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                I have a feeling if I stop ingesting my expected crap value will also decrease.

                But I'm tempted to contract dysentery. That looks like an effective weight loss regimen.
                Mono works! One week, ten pounds. Or, if you've already had mono, try to enlarge your spleen by several times its original size. It's like a stomach band but without the surgery!!!!
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                • Re: Calorie Counting

                  Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                  Mono works! One week, ten pounds. Or, if you've already had mono, try to enlarge your spleen by several times its original size. It's like a stomach band but without the surgery!!!!
                  I've had mono. Mostly it just made me incapable of getting out of bed for 3 weeks. And that was when I was 19 and super fit. I assume now it would just kill me which, well, weight loss.
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                  • Originally posted by jerphisch View Post
                    Now if you could just double your craps per day you'd be a weight losing machine
                    I saw a crazy reddit post last week- a girl was asking if her boyfriend was crazy because he was forcing her to take a crap in front of him.
                    Backstory was - she took a crap, forgot to flush, and he saw it. He insisted nothing that large could come from a woman so he accused her of cheating on him. She pleaded with him and he decided if she could take a dump in front of him and prove how big it is, he’d believe her.

                    I remain hopeful she **** on his car.

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                    • Re: Calorie Counting

                      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      I saw a crazy reddit post last week- a girl was asking if her boyfriend was crazy because he was forcing her to take a crap in front of him.
                      Backstory was - she took a crap, forgot to flush, and he saw it. He insisted nothing that large could come from a woman so he accused her of cheating on him. She pleaded with him and he decided if she could take a dump in front of him and prove how big it is, he’d believe her.

                      I remain hopeful she **** on his car.
                      Forgot to flush my a55. She was clearly proud of that 5h1t and wanted to show it off. That's what she gets for bragging

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                      • Re: Calorie Counting

                        Originally posted by jerphisch View Post
                        Now if you could just double your craps per day you'd be a weight losing machine
                        And we all know that he is full of --it.


                        Low hanging fruit? I'm on it!
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                        • Re: Calorie Counting

                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          And we all know that he is full of --it.


                          Low hanging fruit? I'm on it!
                          I'll allow it.
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                          • Re: Calorie Counting

                            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                            I saw a crazy reddit post last week- a girl was asking if her boyfriend was crazy because he was forcing her to take a crap in front of him.
                            Backstory was - she took a crap, forgot to flush, and he saw it. He insisted nothing that large could come from a woman so he accused her of cheating on him. She pleaded with him and he decided if she could take a dump in front of him and prove how big it is, he’d believe her.

                            I remain hopeful she **** on his car.
                            Holy sh*t, this is such a terrible fetish. I'm still laughing. Like full-on, Shirley Temple, hand-over-my-mouth-to-hide-the-giggle face.

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                            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                              I saw a crazy reddit post last week- a girl was asking if her boyfriend was crazy because he was forcing her to take a crap in front of him.
                              Backstory was - she took a crap, forgot to flush, and he saw it. He insisted nothing that large could come from a woman so he accused her of cheating on him. She pleaded with him and he decided if she could take a dump in front of him and prove how big it is, he’d believe her.

                              I remain hopeful she **** on his car.
                              There was a peep of a peep way back in school who passed out on a girl he took home. She was upset on missed sex sex - so she squatted on him and pitched one out on his chest.....which he awoke to, alone, in the morning.
                              If mookie didn’t know the guy and here it it’s one of those ‘never believe bs’ stories. No pun intended
                              a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                              • Re: Calorie Counting

                                Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                                There was a peep of a peep way back in school who passed out on a girl he took home. She was upset on missed sex sex - so she squatted on him and pitched one out on his chest.....which he awoke to, alone, in the morning.
                                If mookie didn’t know the guy and here it it’s one of those ‘never believe bs’ stories. No pun intended
                                This story is ridiculous and obviously made up. You are gullible and your friend knew it.
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