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  • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

    Ah yes, I remember that key Biblical teaching from Mark 10:17-22 "And when he was gone forth into the way, there came one running, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life? And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother. And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth!

    Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, buythest thou a Gulfstream V and multiple vacation homes, then come pickest me up, because we're going to partieth like it were 1999!"
    Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 06-05-2019, 11:58 AM.

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      Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
      Prosperity Gospel. Joel Osteen same way.
      This is what you get with an institution that tells its members to turn off their critical thinking.
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      • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, buythest thou a Gulfstream V and multiple vacation homes, then come pickest me up, because we're going to partieth like it were 1999!"
        What a narcissist, already dating the calendar after his birth.

        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


        KDR

        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

        Test to see if I can add this.

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        • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

          LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
          LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
          LOOK WHAT JESUS DID

          (One of the funnier clips from Ted )
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ami-Beach.html

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            • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              These are the people we should be locking up and deporting.

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                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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                • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                  Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                  Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
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                  College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                  BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
                    He was one of those people. IIRC, it was his idea that caused people to raid the pizzeria, looking for the basement dungeon in a shop that had no basement. He basically made his followers listeners into Peewee Herman at the Alamo.
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                    • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                      Enjoy prison *******.
                      "If you leave ignorance and stupidity alone, ignorance and stupidity will think it's ok."
                      -Gallagher

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                      • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        Jesus. I wish I could say I'm surprised. He was probably one of the people who accused clinton of running a child porn ring. Republicans are so transparent.
                        Projection.
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                        • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          He was one of those people. IIRC, it was his idea that caused people to raid the pizzeria, looking for the basement dungeon in a shop that had no basement. He basically made his followers listeners into Peewee Herman at the Alamo.
                          Or Pee Wee Herman in a bathroom...

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                          • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Projection.
                            Exactly. (Transparent in their projection)
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                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              It looks like these might have been unopened emails sent to InfoWars. So calm down everyone, it's just that his fans* are pedophiles, and oh he still threatened the life of the lawyers too, so it's all good.

                              * We could ask directly but I guess he's banned now.

                              Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                              KDR

                              Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                              iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                              gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                              Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                              Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                              TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                              DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                              Test to see if I can add this.

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                              • Re: Nice Planet: Screw It, I'm Outta Here

                                Only the best people think a murderous dictator was right.

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