Ah yes, I remember that key Biblical teaching from Mark 10:17-22 "And when he was gone forth into the way, there came one running, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life? And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother. And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth!
Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, buythest thou a Gulfstream V and multiple vacation homes, then come pickest me up, because we're going to partieth like it were 1999!"