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  • #241
    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    With all technological devices one should ask the question, "do I want the Trump sons to have these?"
    Eric can just shoot zoo animals instead of going to Africa

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    • #242
      Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Well, the 10-point gap probably isn't entirely Hugh Heffner stacking cocktail waitresses Andre-the-Giant-style, though that will give you 12:1.

      I have read that young women just out of college have been pairing off with late 30/early 40 guys because they can actually afford a house, a second car, and kids. And in all honesty that used to happen a lot back when maternal mortality was high and second wives were paired off with guys who already had 6 kids, but also a large house and a successful business.

      I am going to go out on a limb and guess it has not entirely escaped the attention of men that financial security is one of the criteria women have always used to decide on a mate. This may have abated slightly during the "FDR Honeymoon" of the US, first in the 40s and 50s when young men found well-paying work relatively easily and then in the 60s and 70s when young women joined the workforce in large numbers and were able to find those jobs themselves and thus be their own meal ticket. Likewise, policy was then oriented towards protecting and fostering opportunity, so young people -- well, young white people -- could give it a go without fear.

      But then 1980 happened and the GOP wrecked America, and now hot college grads who are $200k in debt are hooking up with the only men they can find who aren't: 39-year old accountants named "Steve."
      Oh goody, according to your theory I've only got about 5 more years until I'll finally be in range to settle down with some 22-25 year-old Art History major eyeing my Amex Plat card and dreaming of European museums the way Cleetus looks at an AR and dreams of shooting the brown dudes who are "stealing" "his" women.

      With any luck, I'll still mostly have my full head of hair and won't be too gray yet.
      Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 03-29-2019, 02:17 PM.

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      • #243
        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Eric can just shoot zoo animals instead of going to Africa
        Don Jr is the one that goes to Africa.

        Eric is the one they give a Nerf gun to and tell him to find all the stuffed animals hidden in the Roosevelt Room.
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        • #244
          Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
          Oh goody, according to your theory I've only got about 5 more years until I'll finally be in range to settle down with some 22-25 year-old Art History major eyeing my Amex Plat card and dreaming of European museums the way Cleetus looks at an AR and dreams of shooting the brown dudes who are "stealing" "his" women.

          With any luck, I'll still mostly have my full head of hair and won't be too gray yet.
          Sorry, they will still have discernment. Particularly art history majors.

          What you want is an MBA. Low standards and not very bright. Problem there is you're shading into Conservative Land.
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          • #245
            Originally posted by aparch View Post
            Don Jr is the one that goes to Africa.

            Eric is the one they give a Nerf gun to and tell him to find all the stuffed animals hidden in the Roosevelt Room.
            I mixed up Beavis and butthead

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            • #246
              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              What you want is an MBA. Low standards and not very bright. Problem there is you're shading into Conservative Land.
              Does she have to already have an UrbanBaby.com account or does she sign up for it after they get married?
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              • #247
                Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                Originally posted by aparch View Post
                Does she have to already have an UrbanBaby.com account or does she sign up for it after they get married?
                Fertilization automatically triggers a YouBeMom account. For UrbanBaby she must also be Jewish.
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                • #248
                  Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Sorry, they will still have discernment. Particularly art history majors.

                  What you want is an MBA. Low standards and not very bright. Problem there is you're shading into Conservative Land.
                  MBA = bleh, but also a good chance we're both career-centered/selfish enough to never have kids.

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                  • #249
                    Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Fertilization automatically triggers a YouBeMom account. For UrbanBaby she must also be Jewish.
                    I have zero idea what these two things are.

                    Neither has my girlfriend.

                    I think I’m safe.
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                    • #250
                      Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      I have zero idea what these two things are.

                      Neither has my girlfriend.

                      I think I’m safe.
                      I hope so. Sometimes these things surface after it is too late.
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                      • #251
                        Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        I hope so. Sometimes these things surface after it is too late.
                        Lucky for you, Mrs. Kep pushed out Daughter Kep before most people fully understood the Internet, and that it could be used for mass evil.

                        Anyway, I guess I'd better get busy studying my Renoirs, Rembrandts and Picassos, so that I can go through the motions of having a relevant opinion.
                        Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 03-29-2019, 11:21 PM.

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                        • #252
                          Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                          Alex Jones admits sandy hook was real. Blames psychoses.

                          https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ms/3318972002/

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                          • #253
                            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                            Alex Jones admits sandy hook was real. Blames psychoses.

                            https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ms/3318972002/
                            The Clintons must have gotten to him...
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                            • #254
                              Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                              Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                              The Clintons must have gotten to him...
                              Wouldn't he be dead if Clintons got to him?
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                              • #255
                                Originally posted by walrus View Post
                                Wouldn't he be dead if Clintons got to him?
                                Warning shot.
                                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                                Originally posted by Quizmire
                                mns, this is why i love you.
                                Originally posted by Markt
                                MNS - forking genius.
                                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                                Originally posted by hockeybando
                                I am a fan of MNS.

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