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  • #496
    Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    @fox5dc: Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles, report says http://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-alleg...**-report-says

    the *** word is p3n!s
    That story is hilarious. Heard about in on the morning radio. How stupid ARE you (guy in story, not YOU).
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #497
      Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

      Originally posted by The Rube View Post
      That story is hilarious. Heard about in on the morning radio. How stupid ARE you (guy in story, not YOU).
      I find it hilarious how many of these "shot himself in the dik" stories you run into involving rednecks. It's like they never had my dad to explain to them proper gun safety (or are too stupid to get it).

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      • #498
        Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        I find it hilarious how many of these "shot himself in the dik" stories you run into involving rednecks. It's like they never had my dad to explain to them proper gun safety (or are too stupid to get it).
        And there's half the gun problem. Gun. Safety. ABC stuff. A 5 year old should know better.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • #499
          Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

          Originally posted by The Rube View Post
          And there's half the gun problem. Gun. Safety. ABC stuff. A 5 year old should know better.
          "Dad, is it OK to shove my Glock into my pants pocket?"

          "Only if you're planning on possibly blowing your nuts off like a dumba55, Fade. Also, why do you have a handgun? Are you planning on hunting with it? No? Then..."

          *not an actual convo, but it was heavily implied over the years

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          • #500
            Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            "Dad, is it OK to shove my Glock into my pants pocket?"

            "Only if you're planning on possibly blowing your nuts off like a dumba55, Fade. Also, why do you have a handgun? Are you planning on hunting with it? No? Then..."

            *not an actual convo, but it was heavily implied over the years
            Go to Nutsweat, AL, and that might be a real convo.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • #501
              Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              "Dad, is it OK to shove my Glock into my pants pocket?"

              "Only if you're planning on possibly blowing your nuts off like a dumba55, Fade. Also, why do you have a handgun? Are you planning on hunting with it? No? Then..."

              *not an actual convo, but it was heavily implied over the years
              I'm convinced it's why they are so big on open carry. An outside the waistband holster lessens the chances of shooting yourself in the junk, or worse (like, you know, the femoral artery)...
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              • #502
                Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                Go to Nutsweat, AL, and that might be a real convo.
                Grammar's too good.
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                • #503
                  Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Grammar's too good.
                  Alabama would also never question why I was packing.

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                  • #504
                    Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                    Alabama would also never question why I was packing.
                    I'm surprised they haven't mandated guns in utero. There might be a black fetus in there!
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                    • #505
                      Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                      The EU makes Kalashnikovs. Who knew?

                      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/licensed-to-kill/
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                      • #506
                        Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        The EU makes Kalashnikovs. Who knew?

                        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/licensed-to-kill/
                        I had no idea they had any military infrastructure except for the type of alliance bureaucracy (administrators, bases, loaned troops and officers) that NATO has.

                        Wait -- does NATO make weapons too?

                        I'm very surprised, too.

                        We should research the EU more thoroughly. If Dump wins in 2020 we'll probably be at war with them as a Russian client someday soon.
                        Last edited by Kepler; 05-26-2019, 04:25 AM.
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                        • #507
                          Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                          Virginia Beach police are currently responding to an active shooter. Based on the scanner it sounds like the shooter isn't active. I did hear one DOA found. Several other victims. Several.
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                          • #508
                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Virginia Beach police are currently responding to an active shooter. Based on the scanner it sounds like the shooter isn't active. I did hear one DOA found. Several other victims. Several.
                            My cousin and his fiancée live in VA Beach. No one can contact him yet, but we are trying. I’m sure he’s ok. He was also a freshmen at VA Tech during that shooting in 2007
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                            • #509
                              Re: Guns For Everyone!: Another Mass Shooting!

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Virginia Beach police are currently responding to an active shooter. Based on the scanner it sounds like the shooter isn't active. I did hear one DOA found. Several other victims. Several.
                              Shooter deceased. Was a recently fired employee.
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                              • #510
                                Originally posted by jericho View Post
                                My cousin and his fiancée live in VA Beach. No one can contact him yet, but we are trying. I’m sure he’s ok. He was also a freshmen at VA Tech during that shooting in 2007
                                They are both ok. 5 miles from their house. Thoughts and prayers
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