Darwinism

[Slap Shot]

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How’d that work in Caddyshack?

The Gopher won!

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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This is in The NY Times and I’m not wasting an article on it

“ A woman in Iowa died on Saturday after flying debris from an explosion during a gender reveal announcement struck her, the authorities said.”

[SJHovey]

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This is in The NY Times and I’m not wasting an article on it

“ A woman in Iowa died on Saturday after flying debris from an explosion during a gender reveal announcement struck her, the authorities said.”

Here is the description from the local media:

On Saturday afternoon five family members and the expectant mother gathered and placed gunpowder in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base plate. A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board. Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying. One of these metal pieces struck Pamela Kreimeyer in the head causing instant death. She was standing with other family members approximately 45 feet from the device. It’s believed that the projectile that struck the victim then continued another 144 yards through the air coming to rest in a field.

[MissThundercat]

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Gender reveal parties are the worst.

[Kepler]

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Gender reveal parties are the worst.

Particularly since the actual gender reveal is when you turn about 16.

[MissThundercat]

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Particularly since the actual gender reveal is when you turn about 16.

Mine wasn't until I turned 36.

Also, gender reveal parties make me worry about the cis.

[St. Clown]

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Here is the description from the local media:

On Saturday afternoon five family members and the expectant mother gathered and placed gunpowder in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base plate. A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board. Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying. One of these metal pieces struck Pamela Kreimeyer in the head causing instant death. She was standing with other family members approximately 45 feet from the device. It’s believed that the projectile that struck the victim then continued another 144 yards through the air coming to rest in a field.

We had colored frosting inside the center of the cupcakes people were served. The only concern for life we had was against the Deep Sugar conspiracies.

[Slap Shot]

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Here is the description from the local media:

On Saturday afternoon five family members and the expectant mother gathered and placed gunpowder in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base plate. A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board. Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying. One of these metal pieces struck Pamela Kreimeyer in the head causing instant death. She was standing with other family members approximately 45 feet from the device. It’s believed that the projectile that struck the victim then continued another 144 yards through the air coming to rest in a field.

So......boy or girl? Sheesh journalism today ain't what it used to be.

Also "inadvertently created a pipe bomb" might be the second most "Iowan" statement ever.

[St. Clown]

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So......boy or girl? Sheesh journalism today ain't what it used to be.

Also "inadvertently created a pipe bomb" might be the second most "Iowan" statement ever.

IOWA. Idiots Out Wandering Around.

[state of hockey]

IOWA. Idiots Out Wandering Around.

I also like I Oughtta Went Around.

[dxmnkd316]

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Future mrs. dx and I are in absolute agreement that there will be no gender or sex reveal parties. I won’t be having an diaper parties either. Baby showers are probably fine, but no expectations.

[LynahFan]

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Pun intended?

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Future mrs. dx and I are in absolute agreement that there will be no gender or sex reveal parties. I won’t be having an diaper parties either. Baby showers are probably fine, but no expectations.

Stop injecting sense into the Darwin thread

[dxmnkd316]

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Pun intended?

Lol. I wish I were that clever all the time.

[wolverineTrumpet]

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Gender reveal parties are the worst.

Agreed.
That's why when people asked if we knew if the parasite was a boy or girl, I'd answer dragon.
Why should anyone care enough about the developing sexual organs of a fetus to invite friends and family over to celebrate/reveal which organs it'll be?