This is utterly brilliant.A thread this AM on twitter.
From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat
You: Pardon me
You: Youíre standing on my foot
Me: I donít think so
You: You are
Me: I donít have a standing on feet bone in my body
You: If you just lookó
Me: So now I canít even stand
You: No itís just tható
Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you standóGOD
You: If you could just move
Me: I donít think Iím standing on you
You: But you are. On my foot.
Me: I didnít mean to
You: Yes but you are
Me: Well I always stand here
You: Youíve been on my foot every time
Me: Well then why didnít you ever say anything before?
You: Canít imagine
You: My foot really hurts
Me: I donít think so; I donít feel it
You: Yes, itís MY foot. *I* feel it
Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
Me: Thatís what you get
You: Honestly, I need to move
Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
You: I ...
Me: *I* have feet too, you know
You: Your foot is ON mine!
Me: That's so divisive
You: So anywayó
Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
Me: I don't look down
You: What do you mean, you don't look dó
Me: I was taught all feet are the same
Me: I don't even SEE feet
You: That's better
You: You moved.
Me: Did I?
Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
You: I wouldn't quite put it that wó
Me: I'm the hero!
You: That is NOT what happó
Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
You: You're still on my laces
Me: It's always something w/you
Me: I think we both learned something
You: DID we?
Me: Great dialogue
Me: Exchange of ideas
You: Man, whatever
Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
You: Don't finish tható
Me: YOU taught ME
Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party