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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Kevin Spacey walks due to the witness refusing to testify via invoking the 5th Amendment.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    If it wasn't linked there I'd have thought, "SNL or The Onion?".

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Hard to argue with.

    My submission was "Your garbage preteen".
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    This has to be the healthiest thing that's happened in the NY subway in a century.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    That Straight Pride Parade?

    Several well-known businesses have told them to go screw in terms of a sponsorship. And not only that, while they got the permit from the City of Boston, they have no permit from the police or a permit for entertainment.
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    Well, crap. What hope is there for the rest of us now?

    Amanda said there were a lot of ‘red flags’ towards the end of their relationship
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Well, crap. What hope is there for the rest of us now?
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Submitted without comment except to say be absolutely sure to watch the clip.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    There's a loose white goat running around in our neighborhood. I've seen film of it on Next Door. F-cker can move!

    Oh, and there is no farm within many miles of where we live.

    It's NoVa so I'm glad it's white...
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    Combination of relaxing farming chemical rules and climate change cooking the planet is causing a toxic algae bloom to grow in the US and kill animals that ingest it.

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    Newark, New Jersey: Whoops, we're sorry, our water is lead tainted more than Flint, and we kept lying to you about it.

    How about we declare a national emergency over our farking drinking water instead of some stupid wall.

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    Newark, New Jersey: Whoops, we're sorry, our water is lead tainted more than Flint, and we kept lying to you about it.

    How about we declare a national emergency over our farking drinking water instead of some stupid wall.
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    Lead service line remediation is going to be a big business for decades to come once the lawsuits start rolling.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Lead service line remediation is going to be a big business for decades to come once the lawsuits start rolling.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Chris Cuomo is having a worse day than Dinesh D'Souza.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Don Jr.:


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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by aparch View Post
    Eric:
    Oh god I am laughing so loud.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Chris Cuomo is having a worse day than Dinesh D'Souza.

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