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  • #526
    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Because we live in hell now.
    Oh bother.

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    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

    Test to see if I can add this.

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    • #527
      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

      Guy modifies his roomba to scream when it runs into things. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
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      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • #528
        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

        Guy modifies his roomba to scream when it runs into things. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
        My oldest son told me about it and I kind of brushed it off, but after watching....

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        • #529
          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          You have a chance to pay for reparations! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXhJiiSIZ4

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          • #530
            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Not sure this thread has ever had a more fitting entry.
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            • #531
              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Playing 21?

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              • #532
                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                This guy seems nice
                https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota...truck-at-80mph

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                • #533
                  Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                  This guy seems nice
                  https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota...truck-at-80mph
                  Who gets that angry about the mail? JFC.

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                  • #534
                    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    The Story of the Pences' Marriage

                    Mike married a divorced woman, thereby committing adultery as far as their then-Catholic faith is concerned. I guess, "We were young and he was working too hard" is good enough to get an annulment nowadays.

                    Also, talk about a creepy and invasive way to get a woman's number without asking her directly for it. That registrar should have been fired.
                    Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 05-18-2019, 11:15 AM.

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                    • #535
                      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Mike Pence is one of the creepiest motherf-ckers I’ve ever read about who isn’t incarcerated for sex crimes.
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                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • #536
                        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        I'm not turning off my ad blocker for Business Insider. Anybody care to post a synopsis?

                        My guess is he liked the look of a married woman so he murdered her husband, hid in the bushes at the funeral, then asked the mortician for her address and phone number so he could send her flowers.
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                        National Champion 1967, 1970
                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • #537
                          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          I'm not turning off my ad blocker for Business Insider. Anybody care to post a synopsis?

                          My guess is he liked the look of a married woman so he murdered her husband, hid in the bushes at the funeral, then asked the mortician for her address and phone number so he could send her flowers.
                          He was originally interested in Karen's sister, and got the sister's number by pestering the registrar at Indiana University (where they both attended) to give him her number.

                          After they'd dated for awhile, she got some sort of gold pendant made that said, "YES" and secretly wore it around her neck so she'd be ready for the moment he proposed. ("It's OK if you don't want to get married today honey...tomorrow will do." )

                          They were both hardcore Catholics at the time, and wanted to get married in the church. Karen had previously been married to a medical student, but walked away from the marriage because he was spending too much time studying, or something. So she needed an annulment.

                          In summation, they're both overly clingy, needy, and hypocritical creeps. I guarantee you if they have smartphones, she's the type who texts him every 15 minutes throughout the day.
                          Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 05-19-2019, 07:44 AM.

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                          • #538
                            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Some jerk in Boston is planning a Straight Pride parade.

                            https://www.comple*****/life/2019/06...planned-boston

                            Yes. You heard that right. I expect it to be full of MAGA hats. And mostly cisgender men.
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                            • #539
                              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                              Some jerk in Boston is planning a Straight Pride parade.

                              https://www.comple*****/life/2019/06...planned-boston

                              Yes. You heard that right. I expect it to be full of MAGA hats. And mostly cisgender men.
                              When I was attending tUMD, the College Republicans held a "Straight Is Great" Rally Day. They made it clear they weren't against LGBT (although the "T" was a rarity back then), but wanted a day of their own. They made fun of themselves, of course. Very self-deprecating. Still got ripped on for the stunt. I thought it was hilarious.
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                              • #540
                                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                                When I was attending tUMD, the College Republicans held a "Straight Is Great" Rally Day. They made it clear they weren't against LGBT (although the "T" was a rarity back then), but wanted a day of their own. They made fun of themselves, of course. Very self-deprecating. Still got ripped on for the stunt. I thought it was hilarious.
                                Jesus. Are you a men’s rights activist too?
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                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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