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  • #511
    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Man sues parents for throwing away his porn collection

    "Man, living at home is such a drag
    Now your mom threw away your best porno mag"
    He IS fighting for his right...

    Cornell '04, Stanford '06

    KDR

    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

    Test to see if I can add this.

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    • #512
      Originally posted by French Rage View Post
      He IS fighting for his right...
      Gotta hand it to him
      CCT '77 & '78
      4 kids
      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
      - Benjamin Franklin

      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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      • #513
        Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
        Man sues parents for throwing away his porn collection

        "Man, living at home is such a drag
        Now your mom threw away your best porno mag"
        Was it our resident basement dweller Flaggy?

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        • #514
          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Here's the thing. If you're first move is to go Hulk Hogan and rip your shirt off, you probably shouldn't end up getting your a z z kicked.
          That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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          • #515
            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
            Here's the thing. If you're first move is to go Hulk Hogan and rip your shirt off, you probably shouldn't end up getting your a z z kicked.
            From Comments:

            He must have thought his tatts was going to help.
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            • #516
              Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
              Here's the thing. If you're first move is to go Hulk Hogan and rip your shirt off, you probably shouldn't end up getting your a z z kicked.
              Sweet Chin Music does that every time...
              U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
              Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
              I spell Failure with UAF
              Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
              But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
              Originally posted by Doyle Woody
              Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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              • #517
                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                Here's the thing. If you're first move is to go Hulk Hogan and rip your shirt off, you probably shouldn't end up getting your a z z kicked.
                Especially by a Jersey Shore cast member...
                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                Originally posted by Quizmire
                mns, this is why i love you.
                Originally posted by Markt
                MNS - forking genius.
                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                Originally posted by hockeybando
                I am a fan of MNS.

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                • #518
                  Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  There's a song about this.
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                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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                  • #519
                    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Oh Honey!!

                    @fox5dc: Arizona woman attacked by bees after hive falls on her head http://www.fox5dc.com/news/arizona-w...s-on-her-head_
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • #520
                      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Almost put this in the condiments thread

                      @businessinsider: A man who accidentally swallowed his AirPod found that it still worked after passing through his digestive system: 'The battery was still at 41%' http://www.businessinsider.com/man-s...-worked-2019-5
                      CCT '77 & '78
                      4 kids
                      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                      - Benjamin Franklin

                      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                      • #521
                        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Goddam Generation Z and their Airpod Toast...
                        “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

                        Live Radio from 100.3

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                        • #522
                          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          No word if he was named Joe

                          https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48138640
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • #523
                            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Not a good neigh bor.

                            @nbcwashington: A Maryland man is accused of attempting to have sexual relations with a horse and is now prohibited from contact with any animal species. http://nbc4dc.com/zq25gdL
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #524
                              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              Not a good neigh bor.

                              @nbcwashington: A Maryland man is accused of attempting to have sexual relations with a horse and is now prohibited from contact with any animal species. https://nbc4dc.com/zq25gdL
                              Rolls dice... looks up town...

                              North Potomac, come on down! That's a pretty pricey area. But... horse country.

                              Nice photo, too.
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                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • #525
                                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Because we live in hell now.
                                Cornell University
                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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