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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
    I still say Thumpers. *Real* Thumpers know that Halloween is a celebration of the witchcraft, which is the work of the Devil, just like those sinful Harry Potter books.
    I know there are areas in Wisconsin that will not allow their children to partake in any Halloween activities for that very reason. Never mind that the day has become something entirely different in the centuries since Christianity was introduced to Britain and Ireland.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
      I know there are areas in Wisconsin that will not allow their children to partake in any Halloween activities for that very reason. Never mind that the day has become something entirely different in the centuries since Christianity was introduced to Britain and Ireland.
      This disease has even reached Long Island. Our Elementary School banned Halloween for "safety" but my friends there on the school board and PTA said it was because the nutbar parents had gotten out of hand screeching about TEH DEBIL. I asked them if they intended to drop science to appease them, too.

      This is a new invasion of imbecility into my hometown. There was one girl in my high school who was a Biblical literalist -- didn't believe in evolution, the whole shebang. At the time we all just assumed she was mentally ill (she had other, um, eccentricities). I had no conception there were entire enclaves of these morons until I started following the news in college.
      Last edited by Kepler; 09-30-2019, 10:41 AM.
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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Guy gets gored by a bison, lives. Meets a girl, takes her to same park to watch sunset because, as he put it, what are odds of another bison attack?

        ...yeah, she was gored.

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...ah-woman-date/

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
          Guy gets gored by a bison, lives. Meets a girl, takes her to same park to watch sunset because, as he put it, what are odds of another bison attack?

          ...yeah, she was gored.

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...ah-woman-date/
          They really, really need not to reproduce.
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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Is this how they recruit for Hillary’s child sex ring?

            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...rve-Earth.html

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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/w...-fake-n1061886

              These people are lucky. A hose like that could have killed them if the hard bits hit them in the head.
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              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                This is great. I want to know where they're registered.

                The mob will howl but that, too, is part of the point.
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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  This is great. I want to know where they're registered.

                  The mob will howl but that, too, is part of the point.
                  I'm with you. We're peak woke. It's now become a parody on itself.
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                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    I'm with you. We're peak woke. It's now become a parody on itself.
                    My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

                    But please don't think I'm making common cause with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
                    Last edited by Kepler; 10-04-2019, 09:13 AM.
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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

                      But please don't think I'm making common caused with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
                      I think we’re on the same page.
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                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

                        What the **** is wrong with people?

                        My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
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                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

                          What the **** is wrong with people?

                          My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
                          Is this really different than Beavis yelling "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"?

                          Kids have always been stupid and have their Darwinian moments. They just have the opportunity to share these moments with this world now.
                          It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                          Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                          Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                          Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            I think we’re on the same page.
                            I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

                              What the **** is wrong with people?

                              My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
                              Oh, I'm thinking mine has yours beat. You're burning yourselves one at a time. We're burning the entire planet.

                              Sorry about that, by the way. When the time comes and you put us on an ice floe I for one will not blame you.
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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                As one does.
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