Page 47 of 51 FirstFirst ... 373839404142434445464748495051 LastLast
Results 921 to 940 of 1002

Thread: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

  1. #921
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/w...-fake-n1061886

    These people are lucky. A hose like that could have killed them if the hard bits hit them in the head.
    Code:
    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
    Quote Originally Posted by SanTropez View Post
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West.

  2. #922
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    This is great. I want to know where they're registered.

    The mob will howl but that, too, is part of the point.
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  3. #923
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    This is great. I want to know where they're registered.

    The mob will howl but that, too, is part of the point.
    I'm with you. We're peak woke. It's now become a parody on itself.
    Code:
    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
    Quote Originally Posted by SanTropez View Post
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West.

  4. #924
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I'm with you. We're peak woke. It's now become a parody on itself.
    My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

    But please don't think I'm making common cause with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
    Last edited by Kepler; 10-04-2019 at 10:13 AM.
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  5. #925
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    My target isn't #woke, I believe in that completely. My target is the dummies who don't understand social criticism and who would defend a satire on an authoritarian state by imposing their own authoritarian state.

    But please don't think I'm making common caused with the #alllivesmatter lime green dildos. They can DIAF.
    I think weíre on the same page.

  6. #926
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

    What the **** is wrong with people?

    My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.

  7. #927
    Waiting for the Snow to fly...
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    South Chicago Burbs... For now anyways...
    Posts
    6,054

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

    What the **** is wrong with people?

    My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
    Is this really different than Beavis yelling "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"?

    Kids have always been stupid and have their Darwinian moments. They just have the opportunity to share these moments with this world now.
    It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

    Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

    Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

    Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

  8. #928
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I think we’re on the same page.
    I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  9. #929
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    https://apple.news/A8VXaGr3dQkaDvouITNe4SQ

    What the **** is wrong with people?

    My generation is going to be remembered for the most dangerous generation for their children since Abraham.
    Oh, I'm thinking mine has yours beat. You're burning yourselves one at a time. We're burning the entire planet.

    Sorry about that, by the way. When the time comes and you put us on an ice floe I for one will not blame you.
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  10. #930
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  11. #931
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  12. #932
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
    Ahaha haha. Thatís good stuff.

  13. #933
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Holy crap

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asi...cli/index.html

    One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

    There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
    Last edited by dxmnkd316; 10-04-2019 at 09:16 PM.

  14. #934
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Holy crap

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asi...cli/index.html

    One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

    There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
    That's the one that does the dances, right? I'm not joking.
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  15. #935
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  16. #936
    Lucia Apologist
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    30,903

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Anyone have any need for a set of slightly used eyes? I donít need mine anymore.

  17. #937
    ὃ οὐ κινούμενον κινεῖ
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    Where
    Posts
    71,378

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
    Cornell University
    NCAA Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019

  18. #938
    I got nothing Slap Shot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Clark Freeport Zone, Philippines
    Posts
    32,295

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
    Story leads from the front page alone:

    Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

    Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

    Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

    Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

    And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

    Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says

  19. #939
    unofan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 1999
    Location
    Omaha, NE, USA
    Posts
    19,766

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Story leads from the front page alone:

    Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

    Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

    Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

    Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

    And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

    Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
    https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/

  20. #940
    Anti-Semantic The Rube's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Chez Rube
    Posts
    120,365

    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Story leads from the front page alone:

    Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

    Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

    Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

    Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

    And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

    Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
    What's funny in a completely twisted sense of humor, cig smokers (myself included) won't touch the vaping things. Reason? We have no effing clue on what is in those. At least we sorta know what is in cigs. Yeah.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •