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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    As one does.
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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      I assumed. I wasn't flaming you for the record. (Dr. Mrs. has told me that I should always include this as a proviso because I can seem a little... intense. She asked me once how many of my posts I intended to cause offense and I said about 5%, why, what percentage do you think cause offense? She guessed 70%. I was mortified. I'm not actually a jerk; just socially inept.)
      Ahaha haha. That’s good stuff.
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      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Holy crap

        https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asi...cli/index.html

        One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

        There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
        Last edited by dxmnkd316; 10-04-2019, 08:16 PM.
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        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
        Originally posted by SanTropez
        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
          Holy crap

          https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/04/asi...cli/index.html

          One in five detainees at the Philippines' national penitentiary die every year, officials at the prison hospital have revealed.

          There's barely space for them to sleep -- one room held 85 inmates in a 200-square foot space. Another one, bigger but not by much, held 131. It was designed for 30.
          That's the one that does the dances, right? I'm not joking.
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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            I had to know.
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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Anyone have any need for a set of slightly used eyes? I don’t need mine anymore.
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              College Hockey 6       College Football 0
              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Millenials can't win. First you want them to eat right. But when they try...
                  Story leads from the front page alone:

                  Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

                  Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

                  Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

                  Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

                  And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

                  Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                    Story leads from the front page alone:

                    Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

                    Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

                    Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

                    Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

                    And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

                    Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
                    https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/

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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      Story leads from the front page alone:

                      Deputies: Florida teen attacks grandparents after being denied more tomatoes at dinner

                      Deputies: Florida teen tried to hire someone to murder her parents

                      Florida murder suspect may be serial killer, deputies say

                      Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed

                      And just to show Florida isn't having all the fun:

                      Kids in Kansas are eating vaping cartridges, drinking liquid nicotine, poison control center says
                      What's funny in a completely twisted sense of humor, cig smokers (myself included) won't touch the vaping things. Reason? We have no effing clue on what is in those. At least we sorta know what is in cigs. Yeah.
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                        What's funny in a completely twisted sense of humor, cig smokers (myself included) won't touch the vaping things. Reason? We have no effing clue on what is in those. At least we sorta know what is in cigs. Yeah.
                        Bad news is that it's the same stuff - the formaldehyde to enhance the buzz, and other addicting crap.

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                          Bad news is that it's the same stuff - the formaldehyde to enhance the buzz, and other addicting crap.
                          Heating up liquid is apparently causing some different chemical change/effect in vaping. Who the hell knows what, though.

                          Either way, inhaling something that is basically on fire is bad for you.
                          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            It’s a chemical burn. No heating necessary.

                            I’m guessing it’s the vapor condensing, concentrating, and damaging the tissue.
                            Code:
                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              It’s a chemical burn. No heating necessary.

                              I’m guessing it’s the vapor condensing, concentrating, and damaging the tissue.
                              I shall take your word. Honest. A couple "traditional" smoker friends of mine have been discussing over the past year or two, and WE are "WTeff." We want no part of that.
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Law's rich pageant.
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