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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
    Oronoco is something else, I tell ya.

    When I was younger, traveling with my fam to Rochester to visit the grandparents, our car broke down outside of Tilly's Bar in Oronoco. Mom had to go in to make the call from a pay phone. We stayed in what you would call the "lobby." To say that bar was shady would be kind. Also knew a drug dealer just south of Tilly's in Oronoco. College roommate's brother. Yeah. That city...hooboy.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Somebody else read the article. I can't get past the headline.
      Originally posted by TFA
      Hart allegedly stole pill bottles, debit/credit cards, $150 in cash and a fake one million dollar bill.
      Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        It's a start.
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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Unfortunate engineering.
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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            A thread this AM on twitter.
            From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat

            You: Pardon me
            Me: What
            You: You’re standing on my foot
            Me: I don’t think so
            You: You are
            Me: I don’t have a standing on feet bone in my body
            You: If you just look—
            Me: So now I can’t even stand
            You: No it’s just that—
            Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you stand—GOD
            You: If you could just move
            Me: I don’t think I’m standing on you
            You: But you are. On my foot.
            Me: I didn’t mean to
            You: Yes but you are
            Me: Well I always stand here
            You: You’ve been on my foot every time
            Me: Well then why didn’t you ever say anything before?
            You: Can’t imagine
            You: My foot really hurts
            Me: I don’t think so; I don’t feel it
            You: Yes, it’s MY foot. *I* feel it
            Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
            You: Ow
            Me: That’s what you get
            You: Honestly, I need to move
            Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
            You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
            Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
            You: I ...
            Me: *I* have feet too, you know
            You: Your foot is ON mine!
            Me: That's so divisive
            You: So anyway—
            Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
            You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
            Me: I don't look down
            You: What do you mean, you don't look d—
            Me: I was taught all feet are the same
            You: WHAT?
            Me: I don't even SEE feet
            You: That's better
            Me: What?
            You: You moved.
            Me: Did I?
            You: Yes.
            Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
            You: I wouldn't quite put it that w—
            Me: I'm the hero!
            You: That is NOT what happ—
            Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
            You: You're still on my laces
            Me: It's always something w/you
            Me: I think we both learned something
            You: DID we?
            Me: Great dialogue
            You: OK?
            Me: Exchange of ideas
            You: Man, whatever
            Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
            You: Don't finish that—
            Me: YOU taught ME
            You: —sentence
            Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party
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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              A thread this AM on twitter.
              From A.R. Moxon @JuliusGoat

              You: Pardon me
              Me: What
              You: You’re standing on my foot
              Me: I don’t think so
              You: You are
              Me: I don’t have a standing on feet bone in my body
              You: If you just look—
              Me: So now I can’t even stand
              You: No it’s just that—
              Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you stand—GOD
              You: If you could just move
              Me: I don’t think I’m standing on you
              You: But you are. On my foot.
              Me: I didn’t mean to
              You: Yes but you are
              Me: Well I always stand here
              You: You’ve been on my foot every time
              Me: Well then why didn’t you ever say anything before?
              You: Can’t imagine
              You: My foot really hurts
              Me: I don’t think so; I don’t feel it
              You: Yes, it’s MY foot. *I* feel it
              Me: That scolding tone makes me want to step on your foot
              You: Ow
              Me: That’s what you get
              You: Honestly, I need to move
              Me: Then move! *I* move wherever I want without help
              You: Again, you are standing. On. My. Foot.
              Me: So sick of people making everything about feet.
              You: I ...
              Me: *I* have feet too, you know
              You: Your foot is ON mine!
              Me: That's so divisive
              You: So anyway—
              Me: It is really divisive for you to say I'm someone who stands on feet
              You: You are. Right now. You can see it. Look down.
              Me: I don't look down
              You: What do you mean, you don't look d—
              Me: I was taught all feet are the same
              You: WHAT?
              Me: I don't even SEE feet
              You: That's better
              Me: What?
              You: You moved.
              Me: Did I?
              You: Yes.
              Me: You were trapped and I freed you!
              You: I wouldn't quite put it that w—
              Me: I'm the hero!
              You: That is NOT what happ—
              Me: A 'thank you' would be nice
              You: You're still on my laces
              Me: It's always something w/you
              Me: I think we both learned something
              You: DID we?
              Me: Great dialogue
              You: OK?
              Me: Exchange of ideas
              You: Man, whatever
              Me: You know? I don't think *I* taught YOU so much as...
              You: Don't finish that—
              Me: YOU taught ME
              You: —sentence
              Me: ANYhoo I'm voting the foot-stepping party
              This is utterly brilliant.
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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                My home, ladies and gentlemen.

                I left.
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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  My home, ladies and gentlemen.

                  I left.
                  The bagel guy!

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    The USPS just charged me $0.99 to change my address, and I did it online. My, how things change.
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      My girlfriend wasn’t charged anything....
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                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        My girlfriend wasn’t charged anything....
                        I've never been charged. PITA getting all the addresses changed, you seem to always forget one you need to change, but eventually, it happens.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Bret Stephens is having a bad day

                          Code:
                          As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                          College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                          BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Wow, Bret is such a predictable conservative snowflake. The guy who said too bad of free speech makes you uncomfortable?
                            Be proud, NYT

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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                              Wow, Bret is such a predictable conservative snowflake. The guy who said too bad of free speech makes you uncomfortable?
                              Be proud, NYT
                              "Just because it makes you uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change."

                              Also the slogan for Arby's! (© Jon Stewart)

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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                A terrible blow to "religious liberty"!

                                Women in Bangladesh are no longer required to declare if they are virgins on marriage registration forms, the country's top court has ruled.
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                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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