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  • #871
    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I put things in my mouth that are on fire, and inhale the product. AKA, I'm a smoker. She's f*ing stupid. I'll just leave that here.....
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • #872
      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Pretending to consume celebratory cowsh*t cake through plastic straws with incandescent light bulbs for candles...to own the libs.

      God that woman is dumb as a stick in every aspect except one - she's smart enough to make money off of it.

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      • #873
        Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Also, conservatives:
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        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
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        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • #874
          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
          God that woman is dumb as a stick in every aspect except one - she's smart enough to make money off of it.
          That is sadly, and I stress sadly, a valid point. People today sacrifice dignity to make a buck, and millions follow them. It's pathetic.
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          • #875
            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Yep, exactly. This is just like rollin' coal, and letting your kids squirt each other with Roundup.

            These people are the third one from the left on the evolutionary chart.

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            • #876
              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by The Rube View Post
              That is sadly, and I stress sadly, a valid point. People today sacrifice dignity to make a buck, and millions follow them. It's pathetic.
              "today"?
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              • #877
                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                "today"?
                Touche.
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • #878
                  Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  My head hurts.

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                  • #879
                    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    In the US we'd have used an actual shootout.
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • #880
                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      In the US we'd have used an actual shootout.
                      It's all Bettman's fault!
                      CCT '77 & '78
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                      - Benjamin Franklin

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                      • #881
                        Originally posted by aparch View Post
                        Imma.... gonna leave this right here, because I believe these two photos encapsulate the title of this thread perfectly...

                        For the life of me, I can’t figure out what point she’s trying to make with that action other than she sucks.
                        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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                        • #882
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                          Ohio State University... god, how pretentious.
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                          • #883
                            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                            Ohio State University... god, how pretentious.
                            The whole thing was obviously a publicity stunt.

                            Now, why a university with 100,000 students (or whatever it is) feels the need for a publicity stunt...

                            Maybe we should call them The Western Quinnipiac University.
                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #884
                              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              The whole thing was obviously a publicity stunt.
                              Obviously. I'd have expected tUMD to do something like this.

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                              • #885
                                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Insta-Darwin.
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                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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