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  • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    I saw The Lego Movie and realized that LSD will start to fall off in popularity with children soon. Why is that? Because they'll have seen The Lego Movie. LSD will be a huge letdown after having seen the trippy sh** in that movie.

    How do you know what LSD is like?

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    • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

      Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
      How do you know what LSD is like?
      He's been to Madison.

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      • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

        Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
        Everybody knows that blacks are usually stoned while driving, not drunk with an underage girl with them, like Mexicans.
        I find it offensive that you neglected to include an Asian driver joke. It was right there on the tee, man.
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        • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

          Asians drive too slow to get shot by a cop...although impeding traffic is a crime in some states!!!!

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          • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            I find it offensive that you neglected to include an Asian driver joke. It was right there on the tee, man.

            The other day, the mother in the Chinese family (Chinese nationals who live here and work for Epic, coz you know, math) that lives across the street was teaching her teenage son how to drive up and down our street.

            I **** you not.


            Oh... the irony.

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            • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              I find it offensive that you neglected to include an Asian driver joke. It was right there on the tee, man.
              I assume at least one of these drivers is female.
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              • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                I find it offensive that you neglected to include an Asian driver joke. It was right there on the tee, man.
                He was waiting for mookie...

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                • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  Asians drive too slow to get shot by a cop...although impeding traffic is a crime in some states!!!!
                  Just don't lead 'em so much...
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                  • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    I find it offensive that you neglected to include an Asian driver joke. It was right there on the tee, man.
                    mookie for one is glad that asian women drive so slow... gives mookie a chance to speed up and slow down and look at them multiple times from each side.
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                    • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                      I assume at least one of these drivers is female.
                      there are white women in the black guys car.... but they aren't drivers, the are being driven.
                      a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                      • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                        Well, protesters are threatening to shut down Fifth Avenue. Now things are serious. Before it was only costing lives; now it's costing money.
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                        • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Well, protesters are threatening to shut down Fifth Avenue. Now things are serious. Before it was only costing lives; now it's costing money.
                          Fifth Avenue? Money? Meh. Unoriginal.

                          http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...-to-face-char/
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                          • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                            When rightwing memes collide.

                            So, let's see. CPS is a villain because Gubmint and Mollycoddling. But cops are heroes particularly when they threaten to shoot innocent people. So who wins the heart of the knuckledragger in this case?

                            (I know, the key piece of information for them to make a snap judgment is missing in the story. See if you can spot the dog that didn't bark.)
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                            • Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                              Everybody knows that blacks are usually stoned while driving, not drunk with an underage girl with them, like Mexicans.

                              Obviously white people who are drinking and driving will just get a warning, so i fail to see your point.
                              You forgot texting.
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                              • Re: Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Whatcha gonna do?

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                (I know, the key piece of information for them to make a snap judgment is missing in the story. See if you can spot the dog that didn't bark.)
                                Surely that piece is the race of the people involved; however, the kids in question must not be black. There's no park within a mile of a black person's home ... right?
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