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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Would this get past the licence plate censor?
    370H55VW
    Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?
    think I've seen 8 in at least one state.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    think I've seen 8 in at least one state.
    In Michigan, you can go to 8.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

    Eh... let's skip it.
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    I am reminded about the joke in which a kid falls on a bag of cookies. It's really crummy.
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    What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An investigator.
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    You can't run through a campground, you can only ran... because it's past tents.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call a person who makes allegations?








    technically, an alleger
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    Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior!
    Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!
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    My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
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    What's a pirate's favorite element?
    Arrrrrrrrgon.
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    Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

    Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
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    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

    Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
    Chemistry jokes are so bonding, aren't they?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

    Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten.
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    If you're confused about gender you're transsexual.
    If you're confused about your race, you're transracial.
    If you think you're skinny when you're overweight are you transfat?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Do Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin?

    Or do Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan?

    Or does everyone fail trigonometry just cos?
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Ariel, why do you wear seashells?

    Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Would this get past the licence plate censor?
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    as long as they are not standing on their heads, probably.

    I heard that someone actually did get a plate issued as PEN15......though whether that is true or urban legend, I do not know.

    I also heard that someone applied for a vanity plate that said NONE. He got like $20,000 in parking tickets. (a related version of this story is actually true according to NBC news...https://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012...000-in-tickets).


    I guess you are out of luck if you are George Andrew Young and want to display your initials. Leonard George Bruce Taylor would commiserate.


    Hmm...even A ROD might have trouble getting a vanity plate, eh?
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