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  1. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    Schafer, Cullen, Nieuwendyk There are also the tiny, wispy Asians that get DPed on 4k. So, three kinds.
  2. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    Don't be silly. There are tall thin Asians and short fat Asians. Two kinds.
  3. Kepler

    Russian Invasion of Ukraine

    Doubtful.
  4. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    Is the deep dish Pizzeria Uno served, allowing for corporate enshittificiation, Chicago style?
  5. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    So every jerkwater midwestern town has a pizza style like every jerkwater upstate NY town has a wings style. I'll hold out for Covington, KY style. At least that will have cocaine.
  6. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    Wild movie. Stumbled on it with no prep or info. Man it didn't disappoint.
  7. Kepler

    MLB 2026: The dying of the light

    Still not Detroit.
  8. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    WTF is Detroit style?
  9. Kepler

    The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

    How to escape, according to Claude:
  10. Kepler

    The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

    All around the world, same song. Modi doesn't like democracy any more than Dump or Putin do.
  11. Kepler

    Vacations-2026 and beyond

    I'm pretty sure that is a bot.
  12. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    TIL I have been mixing up Shelly Duvall and Talia Shire my whole life. Turns out Talia is the nepo one and Shelly is the dead one. They look, sound, and act identically whiney to me. I could not even tell you which one is in The Shining.
  13. Kepler

    College Football 2025

    I own a sliver of the foul pole from Shea. $4.95, motherfucker!
  14. Kepler

    College Football 2025

    Not even with your horns. Great to see them lose. Wonder whether Notre Dame now has the longest live winning streak (16)?
  15. Kepler

    Leopards Ate My Face! The Official Thread.

    I take the opposite view: there are two rough halves of humankind. The more distance we can put between our human half and that door stop half, the better. A few million light years would be a good start. Our species has a plastic aspect which evolves and meets new challenges, and a lithic...
  16. Kepler

    The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

    I fully expect this to go poorly. Unfortunately both the IQ and maturity of the Czech electorate has cratered much like the rest of the West. Perhaps universal suffrage was not a great idea after all. Think of him as our Orban ("illiberal democracy"). Nasty piece of work but we all know...
  17. Kepler

    NHL 2026: The Olympics Will Be Mammoth!

    The Blue Jays have more World Series wins than any other Canadian team.
  18. Kepler

    NHL 2026: The Olympics Will Be Mammoth!

    Is that a leg or a groin?
  19. Kepler

    Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

    Castle Doctrine. Fuck you, fasc.
  20. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    Sterling Hayden is remarkable. His greatest performance for my money, other than Strangelove of course, is The Killing. Fun fact: he ran away to sea as a kid. Jean Hagen is the real star of Singin' in the Rain.
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