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  1. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Infographics put up a graphic of all the times Dump has declared he won the Iran war:
  2. Kepler

    Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

    Jesus this hits hard after 60. :(
  3. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    If only. At least Jack makes you happy.
  4. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    Mandatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxigNmhB5KM&list=RDFxigNmhB5KM&start_radio=1
  5. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    If a black person moves into one of the nicer houses in a neighborhood, a Republican resident will burn his whole neighborhood down. But we should sympathize with them.
  6. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    I appreciate that whatever platform USCHO is using blocks not only posts by Ignores but also quotes in replies to them. That is good service.
  7. Kepler

    The Dead Thread 2024

    Somebody has to carry that for their whole life. How horrible.
  8. Kepler

    USCHO Music: That's Me Inside Your Head

    Morning, everybody.
  9. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    And... Meidas is shit and people should not buy The Sun. Can people not hold two thoughts simultaneously anymore?
  10. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    That's the operational definition of a good person. And it makes me the worst person who's ever lived. Well, not exactly. I discriminate strongly between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance I can work with. We all begin ignorant when we get the cunt punt. It's stupidity I can't abide.
  11. Kepler

    Business, Economics, and Taxes 2: That's Why We Fight to Take the Means Back

    No. Sorry. Force of habit.
  12. Kepler

    The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

    35k verified votes, 44.37% turnout. Dead on the prediction. Sky reports Binface has done better than his predicted 20%. Note in his last election he got 0.02%.
  13. Kepler

    The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

    Live count coverage. This guy is good. Also the Sky anchorwoman for the coverage has the sexiest voice this side of Allison Young.
  14. Kepler

    Movies 2026: Shame and Money

    Holy fuck!
  15. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    The old hits always land on the reunion tour. They will play that shit until it doesn't work, which means they will play it until all the dummies are dead, which means they will never, ever stop. It was an old song when Mark Antony was doing it 2000 years ago. Politics is the art of getting...
  16. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    Come to think of it, that would explain some things.
  17. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    Holy fuck I remember those.
  18. Kepler

    The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

    Was the answer "re-examine your Fox-fueled addiction to a hateful, tedious, childish, cowardly ideology?"
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