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  1. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Why the fuck wont the homeowner press charges? Or does he assume he'll be dragged out of his home by the fasc and murdered, which... yeah, fair, OK.
  2. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Shapiro is (1) much smarter than that, and (2) more principled than to support the obvious horseshit of AI data centers raping our resources while destabilizing our economy. Note the circumstance that even prompted the question -- a law which constrains them. Is it bullshit? I dunno, and...
  3. Kepler

    2026 Elections: To the Midterms and Beyond!

    All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
  4. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    My god, from the Comments:
  5. Kepler

    MLB 2026: The dying of the light

    Was that the one that taught me Iceland was evil?
  6. Kepler

    MLB 2026: The dying of the light

    How can you not love baseball?
  7. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    Freed from Dump. FFS do I have to draw pictures? I love the little ≠ and I'm going to use it everywhere, thank you. In exchange, here: ⇒
  8. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    You cannot be serious. This is. As far as I can tell. Not satire.
  9. Kepler

    Religion: Communion Toast Crunch

    TBF I am too cheap to pay a prostitute. And I understand a little too much about germ theory.
  10. Kepler

    Business, Economics, and Taxes 2: That's Why We Fight to Take the Means Back

    Wait. What?
  11. Kepler

    USCHO Music: That's Me Inside Your Head

    I love that since The Incident Toto Wolf is referred to as Horny Spice.
  12. Kepler

    USCHO Music: That's Me Inside Your Head

    At my Ghetto Fry's last Saturday, I heard "Lost in the Supermarket" and it took all of my willpower not to just end it right there next to the kumquats.
  13. Kepler

    USCHO Music: That's Me Inside Your Head

    Good day.
  14. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    So... tiresome... so... (gasp) out... of... interes--- < sound of flatline >
  15. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    Because the rapist is always the victim. Duh.
  16. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    That's the point. Natalie knows how to get her man. We have found the only being on Earth who loves Dump. In the Natalie timeline, he realizes her love and he no longer has to lie and swindle and rape and humiliate others to feed his empty soul. Dump quits to spend his remaining days basking...
  17. Kepler

    Philosophy 1: Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

    This is funny. If you know the original bit it's 10x as funny.
  18. Kepler

    USCHO Music: That's Me Inside Your Head

    The Spice Girls started in 1994. They aren't Oldies, they're Decrepits.
  19. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

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  20. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    I had not thought about it this way, but the more I do the more I appreciate it and agree. Well done, sir.
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