Iran So Far Away: 2026

FadeToBlack&Gold · Jun 9, 2026

walrus said:
Iran shot down a US helicopter and Taco says the US must respond accordingly. Must have taken the copter down with a sling shot as Irans military was destroyed or so I was told

"Accordingly"

*bombs water desal plant*

beaverhockeyfan · Jun 9, 2026

walrus said:
Iran shot down a US helicopter and Taco says the US must respond accordingly. Must have taken the copter down with a sling shot as Irans military was destroyed or so I was told

So, a couple of more pilots that we will never hear of again.....

ticapnews · Jun 11, 2026

Kepler · Jun 11, 2026

beaverhockeyfan said:
So, a couple of more pilots that we will never hear of again.....

Per DOD they are safe.

ticapnews · Jun 11, 2026

Kepler said:
Per DOD they are safe.

Per Don Barzini, Sonny will be just fine at the tollbooth.

Kepler · Friday at 1:01 AM

ticapnews said:
Per Don Barzini, Sonny will be just fine at the tollbooth.

He must let us draw water from the well. Certainly he can present a bill for such services.

After all, we are not Communists.

walrus · Friday at 4:13 AM

Trump had a big announcement last night, Iran has agreed to a deal on Nukes, yea the war is over.

rufus · Friday at 6:17 AM

walrus said:
Trump had a big announcement last night, Iran has agreed to a deal on Nukes, yea the war is over.

Again?

bronconick · Friday at 6:48 AM

If true, count down to Bibi bombing Lebanon to keep his endless war going to stay in power.

ticapnews · Friday at 7:23 AM

walrus said:
Trump had a big announcement last night, Iran has agreed to a deal on Nukes, yea the war is over.

ScoobyDoo · Friday at 7:39 AM

Trump sets new World Record by winning War with Iran 27 times in one year.

Thank you, Mr. President. Nothing says the United States is a moron country more than your existence as it's leader.

ticapnews · Friday at 7:45 AM

ScoobyDoo said:
Thank you, Mr. President. Nothing says the United States is a moron country more than your existence as it's leader.

He has set the record for winning the same war the most times. Biden couldn't do that. Obama couldn't do that. Even Washington only won once. The greatest president ever!!!111!!!

FadeToBlack&Gold · Friday at 9:39 AM

bronconick said:
If true, count down to Bibi bombing Lebanon to keep his endless war going to stay in power.

War criminals gonna war crime.

walrus · Friday at 11:37 AM

check out Irans wanna be agreement. the first one is stop the fighting in iran and Lebanon. No sense reading any more as bibi aint going for that.

ScoobyDoo · Friday at 11:41 AM

Congratulations, Mr. President. You will be able to continue winning this war for the rest of your term. And your next term.

ticapnews · Friday at 1:07 PM

ScoobyDoo said:
Congratulations, Mr. President. You will be able to continue winning this war for the rest of your term. And your next term.

Term? What term? That's this year's October Surprise.

Kepler · Friday at 5:10 PM

ticapnews said:
Term? What term? That's this year's October Surprise.

October Surprise

Kepler · Saturday at 11:15 AM

Brent closed for the weekend at 87.330. The IPO landed.

If ever there was a moment for a rug pull.

walrus · Saturday at 2:41 PM

Trump says a nuke deal will be signed tomorrow. Much better than the obama deal. If not Trump threatens Iran with something that should never be used again

ticapnews · Saturday at 3:29 PM

walrus said:
Trump says a nuke deal will be signed tomorrow. Much better than the obama deal. If not Trump threatens Iran with something that should never be used again

His pitching wedge?

Iran So Far Away: 2026

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