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  • Your "Free Pass" List?

    Discussion to keep us from going bonkers during the Corona quarantine.

    You've probably heard of a "free pass" list, where if by some cosmic miracle the opportunity ever arises for you to have an...intimate encounter with a celebrity, your SO agrees in advance to let you do it. Who is on your list? (Guys and girls both.) Let's keep it to 5.

    1) Pauley Perrette. Played Abby the goth lab girl on NCIS. Has a real life degree in forensics to boot. I like me some goth girls - they have brains, confidence, and usually a wicked sense of humor, and they age amazingly to boot (Pauley was in her 40s when she played Abby.)
    2) Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Writer, professional poker player. Hosts a stupidly difficult game show in England called Only Connect. Once shot an amateur porn film just to see if she could do better than the tripe that was on the market at that time and wrote a book about it.
    3) Cassandra Peterson/Elvira. She's 68 years old. I don't care. Again, the goth thing.
    4) Oprah. Yeah. Knew her **** enough to become arguably the most powerful person in the US entertainment industry, if not the US social scene as a whole.
    5) Mariah Carey. The music video for "Honey" was my "oh, so THAT'S why I feel all funny" moment as a 13 year old. The cheese may have slid off her cracker since, but yeah.
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    Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

    1. Shirley Manson
    2. Kesha
    3. Sara Bareilles
    4. Ingrid Michaelson
    5. Annie Clark (St. Vincent)
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    • #3
      Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

      No particular order:

      Eliza Dushku
      Catherine Bach
      Anna Kendrick
      Elle MacPherson
      Jennifer Aniston

      This is a--(crap, just thought how this sounds, running with it anyways) fluid list, it might change slightly from time to time. A couple honorable mentions are hovering around....
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      • #4
        Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

        I'm not going to overthink this one:

        Halle Berry
        Brooke Burke
        Kate Beckinsale
        Padma Lakshmi
        Susanna Hoffs

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          Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

          Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
          I'm not going to overthink this one:

          Halle Berry
          Brooke Burke
          Kate Beckinsale
          Padma Lakshmi
          Susanna Hoffs
          Good choice on Susanna.
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

            Couldn't tell you who it'd be currently. But back in the day it was:
            Elisha Cutberth
            Mia Hamm
            Kate Beckinsale
            Scarlett Johansen
            Mila Jovavich

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            • #7
              Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

              The only interesting free passes are the ones who are mutual.
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              • #8
                Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                2. Kesha
                Yup. Forgot her. MENSA trained musician - she all but admits she plays up the "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" act because that's where the money is.

                Dammit.
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                • #9
                  Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  The only interesting free passes are the ones who are mutual.
                  We're already off your lawn, Mr. Buzzkill.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                    1. Mandy Moore. She’s been on top of the list since I was a teenager.
                    2. Hayley Williams. Paramore singer, wish she’d go back to the orange hair though.
                    3. Halsey. Though I’m pretty sure she’d kill me in the process.
                    4. Ashley Graham. Dat *****!
                    5. Becky Lynch. I’d job for her.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      We're already off your lawn, Mr. Buzzkill.
                      No, no, that's not a buzzkill. It's way more buzzy!

                      Dr. Mrs. and I have a standing mutual free pass for Dan Savage, which is funny on too many levels to count.

                      In the spirit of the question as asked, my current free pass is Laia Manzanares.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                        Originally posted by The Rube View Post
                        Anna Kendrick
                        I'm sure I'll get ribbed for this cliche, but in her case it's genuinely as much or possibly more so her personality as it is her looks. You could mention a lot of other actresses who are attractive, but are probably boring and/or stuck-up in their personal lives. Given her profession Kendrick could be doing a good job of faking it, but I don't get that vibe from her.

                        In the spirit of the thread I'm going to go with Alison Brie or Zooey Deschanel (though I know she's kind of nuts). If we stray more into cougar territory, Madchen Amick. She isn't quite as well-preserved as Alyssa Milano but she's still got it, and it feels like she'd be a hell of a lot less annoying.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                          I'm sure I'll get ribbed for this cliche, but in her case it's genuinely as much or possibly more so her personality as it is her looks. You could mention a lot of other actresses who are attractive, but are probably boring and/or stuck-up in their personal lives. Given her profession Kendrick could be doing a good job of faking it, but I don't get that vibe from her.

                          In the spirit of the thread I'm going to go with Alison Brie or Zooey Deschanel (though I know she's kind of nuts). If we stray more into cougar territory, Madchen Amick. She isn't quite as well-preserved as Alyssa Milano but she's still got it, and it feels like she'd be a hell of a lot less annoying.
                          Definitely her personality is why I put her on the list, as well as her looks.
                          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            No, no, that's not a buzzkill. It's way more buzzy!

                            Dr. Mrs. and I have a standing mutual free pass for Dan Savage, which is funny on too many levels to count.

                            In the spirit of the question as asked, my current free pass is Laia Manzanares.
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                              Re: Your "Free Pass" List?

                              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                              In the spirit of the thread I'm going to go with Alison Brie or Zooey Deschanel (though I know she's kind of nuts). If we stray more into cougar territory, Madchen Amick. She isn't quite as well-preserved as Alyssa Milano but she's still got it, and it feels like she'd be a hell of a lot less annoying.
                              I've always had a thing for Kirsten Dunst. Spiderman 2002, when she was a redhead, helped add to it.

                              Now I gotta figure my list out.
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